Butter knife?

I don't mean to make fun of a sad serious situation, but really? A big time time college football coach threatening suicide with a butter knife?

Have you ever taken a slab of cold butter and just torn a piece of toast apart? Maybe he thought he could do that to his neck.

Those 2 for a dollar steal flat Walmart butter knife can made sharp enough to stab. There good hiding in shoes. Especially in courthouse there can't tell different if have steal shank shoes or a "shank".
However to much salt and butter is much butter way. The biggest cause of death in America is suicide by butter. It use be the war with m cigarettes man..