A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun.
When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream.
He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead.
What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said,
"I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
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