- dipindots
- 12-30-2025, 09:21 PM
When people make advertisements full of obvious errors and say things like "A once in a lifetime experience" "an unforgettable encounter" "a chance of a lifetime" does anyone else always think herpes? It makes me think herpes.
- Salty Again
- 12-31-2025, 09:57 PM
... Hee Hee! ... 
... Maybe this thread should be
in the Joke forum, mate...
.... When I hear "lifetime experience" and "Strange Encounter" -
I just can't help thinkin' of a sad Australian fellow I heard
who had 'imself a strange encounter once - he went for a date
with a tall dark pretty-bird named Lowla... And even years later
he'd be walking-about the roadways singing "Lowla - Lololo-Lowla!"...
... The bloke was never the same after that...
... But, Crikey! ... Herpes may be worse! ...
...
##### Salty
... Maybe this thread should bein the Joke forum, mate...
.... When I hear "lifetime experience" and "Strange Encounter" -
I just can't help thinkin' of a sad Australian fellow I heard
who had 'imself a strange encounter once - he went for a date
with a tall dark pretty-bird named Lowla... And even years later
he'd be walking-about the roadways singing "Lowla - Lololo-Lowla!"...
... The bloke was never the same after that...
... But, Crikey! ... Herpes may be worse! ...
... ##### Salty