Let’s all go to the movies…

Rotten Tomatoes rates MELANIA lower than CATS.

If you like seeing a movie in an empty theater… go see CATS.

Fittingly, it’s a colossal flop already. After only one day.

Concession stand is selling popcorn with a little pepper spray. Soft drinks with lots of ICE. And of course, Kleenex available inside.

And a special rate for spectators who just want a bng.

Propaganda that would make even Dinesh D’Souza gag.

Hurry up guys. There are lots of empty seats in PGH for today’s showing.

The London premiere sold ONE ticket.

Can't make this up





https://www.mylondon.news/news/celeb...ust-1-33323049

You’re watching a movie in real time now. The end won’t be for everyone.

NCSWIC

BREAKING: President Trump is being praised nationwide after he spotted military men at the MELANIA premiere — and invited them up to his private suite ��������

THAT’S why morale is so high right now.

Trump respects these men more than anything.

https://x.com/ericldaugh/status/2017...035778298?s=42


SNICK

Cry harder.

Melania opened to approximately $8.1 million domestically over the 3-day weekend (Friday-Sunday), with Friday's take around $2.9 million. This positions it as a record-breaking opening for a non-concert documentary in the past decade, surpassing films like After Death ($5 million opening in 2023).

Sources like Deadline and The Hollywood Reporter noted it pacing for or achieving around $8 million+, with strong audience reception in certain demographics (e.g., 72% women, 72% over 55, high in Southern and conservative-leaning markets like Florida, Texas, and the South Central region). It earned an 'A' CinemaScore, strong PostTrak scores, and a 99% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes.

How many times did you and Bam go watch it together? 5, 6, 18 times?

That’s a good idea.

Meet at Fiori’s after? Isn’t that your go to?

BREAKING: president trump is being praised nationwide after he spotted military men at the melania premiere — and invited them up to his private suite ��������

THAT’S why morale is so high right now.

trump respects these men more than anything.

https://x.com/ericldaugh/status/2017...035778298?s=42


SNICK Originally Posted by bambino

Lol. Morale is "so high right now"? On what planet?

Cry harder.

Melania opened to approximately $8.1 million domestically over the 3-day weekend (Friday-Sunday), with Friday's take around $2.9 million. This positions it as a record-breaking opening for a non-concert documentary in the past decade, surpassing films like After Death ($5 million opening in 2023).

Sources like Deadline and The Hollywood Reporter noted it pacing for or achieving around $8 million+, with strong audience reception in certain demographics (e.g., 72% women, 72% over 55, high in Southern and conservative-leaning markets like Florida, Texas, and the South Central region). It earned an 'A' CinemaScore, strong PostTrak scores, and a 99% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes. Originally Posted by Green_Mountain

Mostly old ladies and journalists bought tickets, according to sources.



And who's crying?

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Mostly old ladies and journalists bought tickets, according to sources.



And who's crying? Originally Posted by jayzee43

Try again. “This positions it as a record-breaking opening for a non-concert documentary in the past decade”

And I certainly didn’t think the fwee-fwee pally-stine or David Hogg fan club was going to attend.

Describe anybody you know?

Lol. Morale is "so high right now"? On what planet? Originally Posted by jayzee43

Earth


BAHAHAHA

After the Melania screening -Abraham Lincoln was quoted - " the second worst experience I had at a theater"

After the Melania screening -Abraham Lincoln was quoted - " the second worst experience I had at a theater" Originally Posted by eyecu2

Earth


BAHAHAHA Originally Posted by bambino

So is it "morale" or "high" that you don't know the definition of?