Am I the asshole?

I left the superbowl party i was at prehalftine show to go check out a strip club since my wife didnt want to hang out tonight. I get to the club, pretty dead but one stripper was interested and spent about 30 min sitting with me and i bought drinks while we chatted. We get to the point where we agreed to go to vip for an hour. Then another girl comes up to her and whispers in her ear and then she comes back and tells me she is going to do some dances and that I should wait for her. So at this point I lose all interest and start talking to another girl. Talking to the other girl and buying drinks for another 20 minutes when the first girl comes back and wants to immediately go do dances. I make it very clear 5 times that I am no longer interested. She insists that I owe her a tip from before she left and I denied. She gets really mad and goes to stomp away when she trips and busts ass spilling all her shit all over and purse, coins, and phone everywhere. I dont generally enjoy peoples worst moments, but the fact that we were at the point of making a deal and then immediately goes sideways I found it hilarious. Anyways.. what do yall think?

Are you an ass for em the expectation to head to VIP 20min after you agreed to...No!

Are you an ass for publically laughing at her when she tripped and fell, even while making a scene herself...yes!

But to each is own...

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She thought she had you hooked & wanted to put you on the back burner while she serviced a regular but it didn't work out for her.

I don't think he laughed at her, at he didn't say that. He said he found it hilarious.

May I ask which club you went to?

For the record I didnt laugh out loud... but was dying internally

She thought you were the bird in the bush.