Ivanka has been coloring her hair for years. She must spend hours every week on this chore.
Why doesn't Donald mention she is a fake blonde ? He is quick to shout "fake news".
....I volunteer to inspect! But I figure it would probably be difficult. She likely had the best laser hair removal money can buy. But maybe I can find a hint o' stubble in a fold or sumthin...I can be very thorough in these types of...examinations....
At the least let's figure out what box color she is. Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter

... No doubt you can be, mate - but you aint gonna findDoesn’t your wrist hurt from all this Trump worship?
much stubble, if any... When Ivanka is surfing Bondi Beach
or Apollo Bay - and she got that tiny little bikini on,
she's smooth as silk. ... And STILL blond, I reckon...
#### Salty Originally Posted by Salty Again
.... I volunteer to inspect! But I figure it would probably be difficult. She likely had the best laser hair removal money can buy. But maybe I can find a hint o' stubble in a fold or sumthin...I can be very thorough in these types of...examinations.... Originally Posted by roosterLet us know if the carpet matches the drapes.