Ivanka Trump is a fake blonde

VitaMan's Avatar
Ivanka has been coloring her hair for years. She must spend hours every week on this chore.


Why doesn't Donald mention she is a fake blonde ? He is quick to shout "fake news".
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
Geeze VM

It's not fake. The box is real.

Did you mean enhanced?
... Hmmmm... Maybe blond is her REAL colour - and she fancys
adding dark hi-lights... Women do that matter of beauty at
those beauty shoppes, mate... All the time and "vice-versa"
(that's Australian for "either way") ...

#### Salty
Yssup Rider's Avatar
Blonde. Women are blonde.

Silly thread, yet revealing.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
VitaMan's Avatar
Her real hair color is medium brown. Plenty of sources for photos to prove it.
You don't have to wait and see.


The words "fake boobs" became the main phrase to describe altered boobs. Enhanced was hardly
ever used. Then the phrase "man made" or MM became more politically correct.
Budman's Avatar
Who gives a fuck. This is about as stupid as you can get. So you criticize Trump because his wife colors her hair. TDS at its finest.
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
Does grey/silver count as natural blonde?

At the least let's figure out what box color she is.
rooster's Avatar
I dunno what Grumpy Cat's problem is...this is da best thread EVER!

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At the least let's figure out what box color she is. Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter
I volunteer to inspect! But I figure it would probably be difficult. She likely had the best laser hair removal money can buy. But maybe I can find a hint o' stubble in a fold or sumthin...I can be very thorough in these types of...examinations....

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... No doubt you can be, mate - but you aint gonna find
much stubble, if any... When Ivanka is surfing Bondi Beach
or Apollo Bay - and she got that tiny little bikini on,
she's smooth as silk. ... And STILL blond, I reckon...

#### Salty
Yssup Rider's Avatar
... No doubt you can be, mate - but you aint gonna find
much stubble, if any... When Ivanka is surfing Bondi Beach
or Apollo Bay - and she got that tiny little bikini on,
she's smooth as silk. ... And STILL blond, I reckon...

#### Salty Originally Posted by Salty Again
Doesn’t your wrist hurt from all this Trump worship?

Can’t really take your posts seriously anymore, Salty.
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
.... I volunteer to inspect! But I figure it would probably be difficult. She likely had the best laser hair removal money can buy. But maybe I can find a hint o' stubble in a fold or sumthin...I can be very thorough in these types of...examinations.... Originally Posted by rooster
Let us know if the carpet matches the drapes.