April, 2026: the left accused Susie Wiles of concocting her breast cancer to cover for the Epstein files and Trump.
July, 2027: Donald Trump Jr. leading a consortium of international investors pledges a $2 billion investment into Trumpland (formerly known as Cuba) hotels, casinos, and destination tourism. Our Slots Are Loose and So Are Our Women has become the slogan. Norwegian and Princess cruise lines have committed to building two modern ports.
August, 2027: Iranian interim President Uri Goldstein agrees to international control of Kharg Island to avoid conflict in the future.
December, 2027: President Trump accepts his second Nobel Peace Prize after three members of the committee resign in protest. Several headless democrats were found after the award was announced earlier this year.