RIP Chuck Norris

WAs a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

If St Peter doesn’t let him in, a good roundhouse kick will change his mind.

Chuck Norris may be dead. But the Grim Reaper has 7 missing teeth and 5 broken ribs......

St. Peter didn't tell Chuck Norris whether he was allowed to enter heaven. Chuck Norris told St. Peter whether St. Peter was allowed to remain in heaven.