Have you ever been caught by a significanf other?

Ladies or men have you ever been caught in the act by your or their significant other? What did you do?
She returned early from work and opened the front door to hear loud moaning and pounding in the background.

I quickly got up off the couch and attempted to wipe the evidence from my hand. She was laughing her ass off. There was a time when she would have volunteered to give me a hand with that.

It seems as though all of the action only happens in my living room.