She died

What's the best thing about a prostitute dying while you're having sex with them?

The second hour is free.

Actually that would be a crime. I had a friend that was arrested for necrophilia after his wife's autopsy revealed that he had sex with her after she died. At his trial he pleaded with the judge, "I didn't know she was dead. She always acted like that when we were having sex."

Actually that would be a crime. I had a friend that was arrested for necrophilia after his wife's autopsy revealed that he had sex with her after she died. At his trial he pleaded with the judge, "I didn't know she was dead. She always acted like that when we were having sex." Originally Posted by Texxan52

I think I would notice when she quit crying.

Actually that would be a crime. I had a friend that was arrested for necrophilia after his wife's autopsy revealed that he had sex with her after she died. At his trial he pleaded with the judge, "I didn't know she was dead. She always acted like that when we were having sex." Originally Posted by Texxan52

I used to worry about this until I discussed it with a medical examiner friend of mine.

Autopsies are designed to find cause of death, but they would not show "sex after death" in the way described unless there was specific forensic evidence of sexual assault.

Needless to say I’ve kept my night shift position at the nursing home and enjoy working here, especially on my 3:00 am rounds.

I used to worry about this until I discussed it with a medical examiner friend of mine.

Autopsies are designed to find cause of death, but they would not show "sex after death" in the way described unless there was specific forensic evidence of sexual assault.

Needless to say I’ve kept my night shift position at the nursing home and enjoy working here, especially on my 3:00 am rounds. Originally Posted by Michael8219

No more complaining about the performance