Canyon Lake Town, A Search For Condomns

Some of you may know that I live have the time in Austin and the rest in an annals town near Canyon Lake. One day I ran out to the store to buy condoms at the local grocery store. None were to be found. I even asked the pharmacy. They said they stopped selling them.

Determined I walked across the parking lot to the gas station. And also a bit annoyed I had to go to the gas station, but whatever. I walk around the store, and around and around. How can a gas station not sell condoms? I asked the cashier, a young man under my breath…”hey, where are the condoms?” NO CONDOMS again!

Next was the funniest conversation. I told him I just moved to the area and was adjusting from being in the but. Surprised he asked me, “You just moved here and already found someone?” I replied I just need them handy and laughed. “What are you up to?” He teased while he asked. Laughing I left I went across the street to the other gas station and found some.

Today I’m in Austin so I have plentiful stores to go to with no one asking me what I’m up to hahahahaha.

A pharmacy "stopped selling them"? Jeez.

You do know that the Comal County Sheriff's Office is running a high-profile anti-prostitution campaign to distract from LE's complete fail at the Bulverde school shooting, don't you?


Don't worry, all of those places you stopped at have probably already reported your license number and description and forwarded the cashier's video camera images....


You would have been more subtle if you doused yourself in gasoline and then ran into the C store.... honey, the rest of Texas ain't freakin' Austin! Don't expect any Canyon Lake "BFs" anytime soon! (Unless you give a "generous" LE discount... just sayin'!)

So this guy walks into a convenience store and asks the cashier for a box of condoms, The cashier turns around and grabs a box and asks the customer, "Would you like a bag?" And they guy says, "Oh no, that's okay, she not THAT ugly."