Ladies And Gentlemen...Time For Some Laughter..Funniest Moments With ATF's

So, something totally funny just happened to me.So Okay, I had a gentleman come for a visit. After he left, I began to clean everything up. I pulled the sheets off of the area, but, I could not find the party hat. I looked everywhere, could not find it, thought, well whatever, and I went to the shower, lmao, after the shower, of course, I had to do my hair..found the party hat, it was on my head!!! I guess when I pulled the sheets off of the area, it flew onto my head...back to the shower Anyone have any other funny stories?

I was pounding away surfboard with a well known provider here in town, when I got ready to switch to a different position. I held the base of the cover and pulled out.. well her cookie jar held on to the tip. It let go but not without the rubber let out a loud pop like a rubber band being snapped. We both had a good laugh and still do.. she knows who she is hehe

...not so funny when it happened:

Easter Sunday, I met a lady who's now one of my faves. We repaired to the bedroom. Kissing, we slowly undressed each other as our hands roamed. Having undone my belt and my jeans, she pulled down my boxers, dropped to her knees, and began working some oral magic on MiniVee. I was really enjoying myself when she stopped abruptly, asking:

"What's that smell? OHMYGOD!"

Her white needlepoint floral pattern bra, which I'd laid on the desktop -- not paying attention to the scented candle that had been set there -- was on fire!

After a few moments of panic, firefighting, profuse apologies, and an offer to pay for the damages, I resumed the session, settling onto the bed...

She saved her scorched bra and pinned it up in the BR; it has become a "shrine" for guys who've read my review, and a near-disaster launched her debut on this site.

"white needlepoint floral pattern bra"...............)I like your attention to detail GaryVee:

That's too funny guys...here is another one, vegas, story. So, I did a dinner/party date last new years eve. First time back to work after having the baby, so, being Vegas, I was super cautious about vice, as in Vegas every lady should be. Well, I screened this guy up and down inside and out. After very heavy screening, I set the whole evening up. I met with the gentleman, very nice, had a great evening, no problems, all was good, until, I was about to leave, he grabbed my hand and told me to sit down that he had something to tell me. Okay, I sat down, he pulled out a police officer badge, OMG, I thought really, so I calmly asked him, so what does this mean? He laughed and told me that he was a vice detective in another state...I totally missed that when I had screened him! He told me that he does that to all the girls just to see what the reaction would be. Its funny now but it wasn't when he pulled out the badge!

"white needlepoint floral pattern bra"...............)I like your attention to detail GaryVee: Originally Posted by **Karla**

LMAO that was funny!

"white needlepoint floral pattern bra"...............)I like your attention to detail GaryVee: Originally Posted by **Karla**

It was a work of art that cost me 40 bucks (really 36, but I didn't have "exact change" with me) to replace!

I was with one of my favs and her bed was raised... thought nothing of it at first until one of the plastic boxes it was raise with broke in the middle of the session. the entire bed crashed to the floor and it was everything we could do to keep from ending up there too. nothing quite like a broken bed to bring things to a halt. She was a trooper and we did manage to recover after a good laugh

Hmm...I don't get it, I always where party hats on my head(sic), I thought that's where they went...hehehe

I had something really similar happen to me when I first started out, not in Vegas(but has a Nevada twist)The Gent pulled out his badge and I.D. which showed that he was an LE in Nevada after our XXX playtime was over(and he said the same exact thing that you asked Khloe)"What do you think this means?" and I said "I think I'm in trouble"..........He said "don't worry about it, there are lots of LE officers that do this, they just never disclose it"...............when I finally left, I was like phew.........after that I started really figuring out how to safely screenand got a p411

I was with one of my favs and her bed was raised... thought nothing of it at first until one of the plastic boxes it was raise with broke in the middle of the session. the entire bed crashed to the floor and it was everything we could do to keep from ending up there too. nothing quite like a broken bed to bring things to a halt. She was a trooper and we did manage to recover after a good laugh Originally Posted by sa_dude281

It wasn't a bed that I experienced.........but a futon...........not mine, the gent I had a XXX date with

I had something really similar happen to me when I first started out, not in Vegas(but has a Nevada twist)The Gent pulled out his badge and I.D. which showed that he was an LE in Nevada after our XXX playtime was over(and he said the same exact thing that you asked Khloe)"What do you think this means?" and I said "I think I'm in trouble"..........He said "don't worry about it, there are lots of LE officers that do this, they just never disclose it"...............when I finally left, I was like phew.........after that I started really figuring out how to safely screenand got a p411



It wasn't a bed that I experienced.........but a futon...........not mine, the gent I had a XXX date with Originally Posted by **Karla**

Yeah the feeling of relief after seeing a badge and finding out the guy is just kidding around lol

Years ago, I'm at an incall, located in an apartment complex. The provider was also in a dance troupe, and was expecting a call regarding an upcoming event, so she has the answering machine (yes that long ago) turned up, so she doesn't miss the message.

We're in her bedroom, and I'm going at it like a monster, bed's squeaking, head board is banging on the wall, she's moaning, I'm grunting, you get the pictured...

Phone rings, answering machine picks up and a man's voice on the other end says, "Hey this is David (who happens to be a Mormon missionary), your next door neighbor, we heard a commotion and wanted to make sure everything was okay."

there are so many funny things that have happen in the hobby . That the one that stand out the most . It as to be when a guy what to dress up and doesn't fit him at all. Its hard to get threw the appt.

The best one for me when there wife call durning an appt with you . It kills the mood after that. You have know where go after that when she calls him.

haley rose

That's all too funny...funniest thing today, I am trying to take my own photos with my web cam..bored..nothing going on...so thought, I'll snap some shots of the, well, use your imagination every time that I got in a good position to get a good shot, the damn phone would ring! Imagine, got the camera in the right spot ready to snap, and, the phone rings, answer it, get in the position again, ready to snap, and, the phone rings...no easy job getting into weird positions to snap a shot...Finally got 3 shots..of course now the phone is not ringing!!!

TFF, Oldtiger!

HE: "Hey this is David (Mormon missionary), your next door neighbor, we heard a commotion and wanted to make sure everything was okay."

SHE: "No worries, hon. It's just Oldtiger over here doing some 'missionary work' of his own!"