Outed by a Hair !

Over the years thru ASPD and since, the reviews used to remark on Hair inspection. By this I mean where the provider kissed you good bye at the door, checked for stray hairs on you which were not yours, and off you went. It has been a while since I remember reading about this practice, but maybe it needs to come back.

I am in SA visiting, and had the opportunity to meet a nice young lady. We met at my hotel, and there really was no need for this inspection here. Her bio says her hair is straight black down to her bra strap and we will be nice and say mine is not. We enjoyed several activities, dressed ( her to leave and me in underwear). We kissed at the door, she left and I collapsed on the bed to rest.

A bit later, I felt the need to retire to the little boy's room. While sitting there reflecting on the night's activities, I noticed a long black hair running from my underwear to under my butt. Somehow it had stuck to my ass ( no clue how it could have gotten down there) and been carried into the underwear.

Now, I do not know about anyone else, but I do not do my own laundry. And , like everyone else, I can come up with a reasonable explanation on how a long hair got on my shoulder. BUT, how the hell do you explain a long black hair in your underwear.

In closing, maybe we need to bring hair inspections back. Before leaving , have the providers check your shoulder and shorts for revealing evidence.

You're welcome.

Also watch out for strong perfume that stays on your clothing after a hug goodbye. And strange types of lipstick that you may be allergic to. I once kissed a lady goodbye and on the way home my lips swelled up. Had to stop at a drug store to get some Benedryl.

If you have a beard or mustache or both you need to wash that pussy smell off before you get close to another female.

Its kind of funny because it has happened to me a few times, outside the hobby. I've wondered what excuse I would come up with if I had an SO to answer to. Luckily for me I can say that one of my daughters hairs' might've wound up in my underwear when I did our laundry. The draw back is if the hair is any other color than brunette, I have to come up with something fast! :P

Pistolero, Ha I read this thread in the morning wanting to reply to it. Geeeze, I wouldn't know what I would do..Make up something real fast lol

Interesting read. Lol.

Good catch Pistolero! I always do a quick check on my guests just before leaving. The one thing I've caught many times is...open fly, so XYZ! (lol)

A friend of mine told me that he had a false eyelash stuck to him after he left a provider one time! Wow!

know how ya feel Pistolero

blushing..............very early one morning ==> I found a used condom in the bottom of my shoe while getting dressed to go to work three days after the session

Sorry but that is so funny! I am glad that you caught that.. Just got a text from another provider asking me if this comment was in reference to my long dark hair. I will be sure to do a quick inspection prior to saying good bye to my friends.

Thanks Pistolero for the thread, I had been think about starting something like this for a while.

There have been several instances where I would get home and notice some stray hairs:
- clinging to my shirt (probably from when we parted ways)
- when I have taken off my shirt there would be a stray hair inside my shirt (probably from her towel after I took a shower, I used her's instead of a clean fresh towel when I left or probably from where I laid my shirt)
- clinging to a sock (I've started paying better attention to where I place my place clothes when I get comfortable)
- the most noticeable one was a long stray red hair I found in my underwear (don't have a clue at all how that got there)
- There was one time we did a quick clean up after the session since I was in a hurry to get someplace and later in the day when I had to go relieve myself there was a stray curly blonde hair clinging to Mr. Happy...I try to always take a shower after the session to avoid situations like this again.

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One time I was being real careful and showered up afterwards. I don't usually wash face/hair after a session. I didn't notice that I had a bit of glittery makeup on my cheek. When I got home later the SO noticed this right away, of course. Fortunately, I had lunch with a friend of ours and gave her a hug on the way out. Must have been hers That was a close one.

Omfreakin god!!! Lmao. It was mine wasn't it??!!! Hahaha. Sorry love I shed like crazy cus my hair is so thick and long. We did get a lil crazy. Hahaha!!! If it was indeed mine I totally am sorry. Haha. Boys::: my hair goes into a pony tail from now on during our play time. Haha. This excludes bachelors. Lol.

BINGO !!!

Lmao. Sorry kiddo. Glad you found it!!! Haha.

Omfreakin god!!! Lmao. It was mine wasn't it??!!! Hahaha. Sorry love I shed like crazy cus my hair is so thick and long. We did get a lil crazy. Hahaha!!! If it was indeed mine I totally am sorry. Haha. Boys::: my hair goes into a pony tail from now on during our play time. Haha. This excludes bachelors. Lol. Originally Posted by ExoticEzra

I have a lot of hair as well, three bags of hair extentions, looking good, thanks to, the talented, MsPrittiKitti, so I was thinking the same thing, pull it up!