39 Days Till Christmas Are You Ready?

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Blink your eyes and Christmas will be upon us! Are you ready? In the true holiday spirit of the hobby world.......

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, ONE HJ and a partridge in a pear tree.

My first time doing this...

On the second day of XMAS my true love gave to me two love gloves...

Still Looking's Avatar
Your a stud Skylar! Don't forget... one HJ and a partridge in a pear tree!
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On the third day of xmas my true love gave to me three providers fucking,two love gloves,one HJ and a partridge in a pear tree
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On the third day of xmas my true love gave to me three providers fucking,two love gloves,one HJ and a partridge in a pear tree Originally Posted by burkalini
Burk did you use to work for Hallmark? LOL

Now were rolling!
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Hey got to get in the spirit don't we?
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Oh yea I need another love glove cause I only got two and have to fuck three providers
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Oh yea I need another love glove cause I only got two and have to fuck three providers Originally Posted by burkalini
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On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me..Four dicks ah swinging..three providers fucking,two love gloves,one HJ and a partridge in a pear tree




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Ever notice the muscle guys can cover their whole package with one hand.
pyramider's Avatar
Sounds like someone watches too much gay porn.
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Sounds like someone watches too much gay porn. Originally Posted by pyramider

Apparently here's another that only needs one hand
Sweet N Little's Avatar
Ya'll stop it ! It's a Christmas thread LOL

Ive have heard steroids shrink things
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Burk is just jealous of the meat heads posted above. He always wanted something to hang mistletoe on.
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Burk is just jealous of the meat heads posted above. He always wanted something to hang mistletoe on. Originally Posted by pyramider
ok that was funny!!!