Little Johnny

Things that end with “tor
A teacher asked her third grade class to name things that ended with
“tor” that ate things.

The first little boy said, "Alligator."
"Very good James, that's a big word."

The second boy said, "Predator."
“ Yes, that's another big word Alan. Very well done."

Little Johnny says, "Vibrator."

After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "That is a big word
Johnny, but it doesn't eat anything."

“ Well my mother has one and she says it eats fucking batteries like
there's no tomorrow!"

A visit from the the Interstate Battery Truck,
The Bunny that sells those good EVERREADY
BATTERIES,or Laker and Mr. Bill we never
run low and our batteries provide a good
jump

AMEN! The ones that really eat batteries are the ones that have duel action like the wacky wabbit with all kinds of buttons and settings.

For those with battery issues, I strongly recommend the fully rechargeable WiVibe. It's a really unique vibrator that is designed for couples, although women can use it solo as well. Its designed to be worn while "doing the deed." Its something of a modified U-shape, each end slightly flaired with ridges. One end goes inside the woman and presses against her G-spot, the other on her clit. The central part is tapered and doesn't interfere with penetration. I must say, its unbelievable! There are also 7 different settings.

I am not an agent of the company, not do I receive any compensation for shamelessly plugging it! Batteries are NOT an issue with this thing!