The White House has announced that neither President Obama nor his teleprompter will travel to Effigy (which he believes is somewhere in the middle east or Asia) to avoid being burned.
http://www.skynews.com.au/politics/a...4&cId=Politics
Also, the White House and Obama family vehemently deny that Michelle Obama, is, in fact, an illegal alien from Q'onoS, the Klingon home world.
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-205_162-...-space-aliens/
. . . I finally beat Marshal to a scoop!