Question for the ladies...

There is a girl who wishes to reward me for some special favors by letting me play a round or two on the back nine. We tried it but I'm too thick.

I like this girl an awful lot and don't want to cause her any pain or discomfort.

She talked about using a dildo to open things up a little, or getting real drunk so it would mask over the discomfort.

Searching for ideas, any help would be appreciated...

Lots and lots of foreplay! And of course, lots of liquor!

stuff that fat cock in her ass!!!

she knew how big you was before right? offered that ass up as "thanks" shove that badboy up it and make her take it like she likes it!!

JOKING..

if she is truly wanting to say thanks..she should do so sober.. people that need "drinks" to relax and do sexual acts its kinda sad.. that they can't do it or take it while they are completely at themselves

its much more of a reward for her to WANT IT..then to need to lower her inhibitions in order to take it.. a major part of the turn on about anal is the fact that the girl is totally at her self and wants your dick in her ass

getting drunk is foolish, how much fun will it be for you to fuck a drunk girls ass

dildos are good, an array of 3 butt plugs that start small and get larger is good too..

a little anallingus i.e licking her hole helps warm things up.. let her wear a butt plug for a while..the small one.. then the medium one..

anal ez is worthless

any numbing thing is pointless because then she really isn't "letting you" she has to mask the pain.. what a way to say thanks.. i can't take it..but you can do it if i mask it a little.. thats why i say just shove it in lol

none the less, if you knew her, she saw your tool before, she knew how thick it was, i find it odd that she would offer up her hole knowing this.. most girls know what size they can handle reasonably.. its not like you grew and suprised her..

as a side note and to play devils advocate... it may have been a "gesture" on her part..one she either didn't think you would collect on, and/or figured you could "try" she could say "she can't" and all would move on and be happy.. just saying

none the less.. if she has to work up to your thickness..she most likely doesn't have much experience anally... and no matter how much prep..she most likely won't enjoy it as much as she could..


enemas, pointless (they irritate the skin and cause it to tighten)

don't eat salad or gassy foods in or around the day you hope to try..

Great advice girls...I'll head on over to Christal's and buy some butt plugs today...

Just don't want the girl behind the counter to think they're for me...LOL

I love tonguing this girl's ass and she loves it too, but she's never done anal before and we have to work up to it...we will be patient...

I love your (no sugar-Coating) Approach.
you almost think like a guy, lol

CG

Great advice girls...I'll head on over to Christal's and buy some butt plugs today...

Just don't want the girl behind the counter to think they're for me...LOL

I love tonguing this girl's ass and she loves it too, but she's never done anal before and we have to work up to it...we will be patient... Originally Posted by fortwortholdguy

thats what i would do, start with some good lube, fingers even using the pinky finger, or a small really small dildo,..put personally but plugs work best and usually come in an "anal starter pack".. or the blow up ones can help too,

anal isn't bad after you make it past both "rings" or muscles.. learning to relax, take it, and let the guy "have it" is basically all there is to it.. anal is one of those things a girl will really love or really hate.. but its pretty damn hot to let some guy ram your ass.. good orgasms..hope it works out for you

I love your (no sugar-Coating) Approach.
you almost think like a guy, lol

CG Originally Posted by Copierguy0

thanks (i think) lol..

i see no reason to beat around the bush about stuff

.. but its pretty damn hot to let some guy ram your ass.. good orgasms.. Originally Posted by DeAnna Luv

Something about how you said that... I have a feeling it will be one of those 'saved quotes' you see in peoples tag lines

FWOG ~ I think your real intent here is to tell all the ladies you have a fat cock. Ya' lucky dog...

Very simple. Do like it's done in porn.Go to your local dealer, purchase (the stuff we can't mention by name but it's white powder) ,liberally coat her rectum with it, wait about 5 minutes, and enjoy!

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My best advice is to tell her to push out while you push in. The knee-jerk reaction is to tighten up- no good.