Just Kill Me Now

Rakhir's Avatar
Who knew I'd have to start worrying about a couple of breasts blowing up in my face? I am torn between the fear of this type of terrorism and volunteering to be an examiner at the airport.
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/03...est=latestnews
GneissGuy's Avatar
Does this mean I'm going to have trouble at the airport because of my butt cheek implants?
Rakhir, a couple thoughts on this article:

#1:
MI5 has also discovered that extremists are inserting the explosives into the buttocks of some male bombers.
-- I'll think twice now about telling some obnoxious, SOB, "Oh, blow it out your ass!"

#2: On the explosive breast implants -- easy to catch: Watch out for the chicks who get boob jobs and then hide them under burkas!
I'll think twice now about telling some obnoxious, SOB, "Oh, blow it out your ass!"
LMAO!!
ck1942's Avatar
The explosive itself may not be detectable by magnetic resonance or x-ray, but the detonators and batteries to power them ought to be.
CK-- My wisecracks aside, was thinking that myself. The real issue: Could they be made small enough to get past the detectors?
Rakhir's Avatar
Sure they can since our brilliant TSA posted all the technical data on the airport scanners online last summer for all to see!