Kinkiest providers?

Paying to just get some seems pointless to me. If I wanted to do that, i'd just go out to a bar.

I want an experience. Someone freaky. Someone who does what most girls won't.

Any suggestions?
Not to be rude I understand your new here so please dont take this the wrong way but if you want to see anyone period I would suggest you change your handle because thats a major turn off and im not sure many girls would go for someone who calls himself crakhed.
Jen! Tell it like it is!
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Melissa is who I believe would suit your question based on reviews
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Not to be rude I understand your new here so please dont take this the wrong way but if you want to see anyone period I would suggest you change your handle because thats a major turn off and im not sure many girls would go for someone who calls himself crakhed. Originally Posted by JEN OF SYRACUSE

Jen was much too nice. Let the newbie dig his hole and try to see a lady. Crakhed should just stick to downloading porn and rubbing one out in his parent's basement.
Melissa is who I believe would suit your question based on reviews Originally Posted by stuckinsyracuse
I thought about it until I found our she does CBJs.

Not to be rude I understand your new here so please dont take this the wrong way but if you want to see anyone period I would suggest you change your handle because thats a major turn off and im not sure many girls would go for someone who calls himself crakhed. Originally Posted by JEN OF SYRACUSE
If anyone is picking their clients based on a forum name, then they need to get their priorities checked.
Well I am so are you suggesting theres something wrong with me?How about this why dont you contact a few providers and get back to me with their reactions to that handle.I was trying to look out for you but if thats the handle you choose to keep all the power to you but dont be surprised if dont you get any action on here.
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If anyone is picking their clients based on a forum name, then they need to get their priorities checked. Originally Posted by Crakhed
What else do they have to go on, friend? You have almost NO history here. Even if you had just been a "lurker", you would know that Jen has a superb rep here, and is widely known as a very accommodating and tolerant provider. If someone like she has a problem with you .... ehhhh... a lot of us will believe that you are likely to be the problem.

If you have joined this board to "meet" people like Jen (and trust me.... you DO want to meet her!), you have to be a bit careful how you come across. If you think that some Provider's will not consider your post history and how you present yourself on here, then you are mistaken.
i think crakhed is a decent online screen name, it isn't boastful !!
Aww thanks Rooster...and Who your posts always make me laugh your such a dork lol
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  • GP
  • 12-15-2011, 02:58 PM
I wish I had his name. It would fit much better with my loveable personality.
...and Who your posts always make me laugh your such a dork lol Originally Posted by JEN OF SYRACUSE
hay pooh bear! you're sweet all around, my online persona has veered off from reality tho...shit's still peace babe!

Paying to just get some seems pointless to me. If I wanted to do that, i'd just go out to a bar.

I want an experience. Someone freaky. Originally Posted by Crakhed
crakhed gets mad free pussy ya see homies, read it and weep, all fuckin night...now he's lookin for that goodie good !!

crakhed wuts good wit it playa??
What else do they have to go on, friend? You have almost NO history here. Even if you had just been a "lurker", you would know that Jen has a superb rep here, and is widely known as a very accommodating and tolerant provider. If someone like she has a problem with you .... ehhhh... a lot of us will believe that you are likely to be the problem.

If you have joined this board to "meet" people like Jen (and trust me.... you DO want to meet her!), you have to be a bit careful how you come across. If you think that some Provider's will not consider your post history and how you present yourself on here, then you are mistaken. Originally Posted by rooster69
Well it's not like it says Crakhed on my caller ID, so my name here has no real bearing.


I know who Jen is on here. I've been lurking long enough to remember when she was a newbie.


And no offense Jen, you're attractive and I'm sure you're great based on all your stellar reviews, but you're not at all what I'm looking for.


But I guess none of this really matters since a mod is making me change it anyway. For anyone's information, the name is in reference to a Howard Stern character that I've been using for a while and just shortened.
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the name is in reference to a Howard Stern character Originally Posted by Crakhed
HEY!!.......OHh YAH!!.......staff edit by jymie: prohibited topic deleted BOB!!!!! I really miss Howard Stern in the morning...If I remember correctly, that guy had straightened out his life..dude, I think if you left it as staff edit by jymie: prohibited topic deletedBOB, more might understand the joke imho..but then again, speaking from some experience, things can get misinterpreted around here..Holey SHIT, 5 posts and already on your way to your first "blacklist"....no worries, Ive been on 5 or 6 ..
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  • GP
  • 12-15-2011, 07:17 PM
You are being made to change your name? It's not even spelled like the "prohibited topic". WTF And yeah to the whole misinterpreting thing. Maybe I just need to stop even coming on this board. The more I do, the more and more I shake my head in disbelief.