WOW WHAT A CONVO WITH MOM.. SHE CALLED IT A FUR BURGER!!! LOL

LMFAO SO YESTERDAY I WAS IN THE CAR WITH MY MOM N 2 AUNTS N THEY HAD ME CRACKING UP... IDK HOW MY MOM TURNED THE TOPIC AROUND N STARTED TELLN ME THAT B4 IN THE 70S THAT IT WAS ALL BUSH N NO ONE LIKED BALD EAGLES.. LOL .. SHE CALLED IT A FKN FUR BURGER....HAHAHA!!! LMAO.. IM SHAKN MY HEAD LIKE DAMN WOMAN NOW I KNOW WHERE I GET IT FRM.. MY AUNTS ABOU DIED LAUGHN BC I NVR HEARD THAT NAME FOR IT B4 ...

WHAT ARE SOME FUNNY NAMES FOR UR *FUR/NON FUR BURGER..LOL.. OR BETTER YET WHATS THE CRAZIEST THING MOM/DAD OR GRANDMA/GRANDPA HAS EVER SAID..

LOL NOT LONG AGO I WAS PLAYN POKER AT MY GRANPARENTS HOUSE N THEY ARE VERY OUTSPOKEN N EVERYTHING ANYONE SAYS GMA TURNS IT INTO SOMETHN NAUGHTY.. LOL MY GPARENTS MADE A BET N GPA YELLS" OK GET TO THE ROOM WOMAN .. N GIVE ME SOM. CHON CHON"...HAH AHA .. THEN SHE SAYS "OK BUT STAND UP BC MY BK HURTS" LMFAO!!!

Ur TURN!!!







SWEET LEXXXI DDS

TFF! My Grandfather would call those who went down on a woman, termites.

Don't ask me...?? Crazy ol' bastaad. God bless him.


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Actually, that explains a lot.

have heard fur burger all my life....lol

Whisker bisquit


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What about for guys .. skin flute is one my aunt says n then she says lol lime sponge bo. Bc he uses his nose .. lmao..

Yes I'm a huge perv .. n happy bday gma she turned 74 today!!

I refer to my 'stache as the "Flavor Saver"

Back in the day of the furry ones we often referred to it as hare pie also.

Lmao like a little kid.

What about for guys .. skin flute is one my aunt says n then she says lol lime sponge bo. Bc he uses his nose .. lmao..

Yes I'm a huge perv .. n happy bday gma she turned 74 today!! Originally Posted by Sweet Lexxxi dd's

Ask your aunt if she's ever tried trouser trout.........

LMFAO.. OK .. BUT SPEAKN OF TROUT OR "FISH" GRANDPA HAS THE TSHIRT HAPPY FISHERMAN...LOL!!

Not much of a fisherman, but I'm always on the hunt for the elusive "pink snapper". Best thing is no limit or license required.

Did someone say Pink Snapper? Snap, snap, snap!! (lol)

Puffy Taco.

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Whenever my dad was disappointed in me he would say to me "I know what I did wrong. I didn't stir enough."

My mom's way of letting us know our fly was open was by saying "Your purse open and your lipstick is hanging out."