Hobby Debacle Reminds Me of Cardinal Rules

Think with the Big Head.

The end of the year usually involves quite a bit of travelling for me and thus more free time in strange cities to hobby. I normally pride myself on knowing the in's and out's of this world, but I had an experience recently that reminded me that no matter how long you've been in this game, you can still fall victim to the hobby if you aren't smart. I'm almost embarrassed to tell this because 364 days of the year I would never allow myself to get into this, but everyone has their weak moments, so here is the weakest one I've had in many years.

So the following is just a quick story of a recent hobbying debacle of mine in Ohio. I thought I would share it, take it for what its worth for those interested...

I was in Ohio on business and decided to try and at the last minute decided to try and set something up.

Mistake #1. Normally, I will decide ahead of time if I plan to hobby, so I can do some research, make the calls and give myself options before I arrive. Last minute decisions can lead to desperation, which can lead to bad decisions. Especially if you are not in a hobby friendly area with lots of options.

So I made a few calls and found a provider, but unfortunately she was providing that evening in another city about 90 minutes away. But after some back and forth, she actually was willing to make the drive and see me. She had a friend with her, so our appointment would have to be a duo, but she sent me a pic of her friend and it was pretty nice. The rates were reasonable, even for the duo.

Mistake #2 If she/they were willing to drive 90 minutes each way to see me and wasn't asking for a kings ransom, what exactly was I expecting to show up at my door...

So by the time they departed their city, it was nearly 11pm. So I was expecting an arrival around 12:30-1am.

Mistake #3 When waiting for an outcall, you are safer to add at least 30 minutes to a hour onto the expected time of arrival. If you are not willing to wait twice as long as you think, dont set up the meeting.

After a few calls and some driving issues, they arrived at my hotel at around 2:30am. To their credit, they called several times and kept me updated so I wasn't in the dark or anything. It just took them forever to get there. And....they were not the girls in the pictures. They weren't terrible, well yes they were but I'm a guy and when you're horny and on the road, 2's turn into 6's. But certainly not what I was expecting or led to believe via the photos. Plus, I had been waiting for over 3 hours now and they drove 90 minutes to come see me. What was I going to do turn them away? So I let these 2 hot messes into my room.

Lady #1 had to be in her late 30's, bad teeth and admittedly just had a child 2 months ago. She still had the post-baby pouch to prove it.

Lady #2 (the friend) was barely 20 and semi-cute but definately not the girl I was sent a picture of. She was a small A-cup and the pic was of a girl with large C's or D's.

Now since they had travelled so far and it was so late, I had told them they could crash in my room till morning if they wanted. What the hell was I thinking? Mistake #4

Now luckily, I had taken the precaution of removing literally everything of value from my room, so even if they did stay, there was nothing to rip off or take from me, but I'm not sure how I expected to sleep comfortable with 2 complete strangers in the room, not to mention 2 complete strangers who were as dysfunctional as these 2 were. So at least I made one veteren move that evening.

As for the appointment, the room was a jacuzzi suite, so we got into the tub and after some chatting, the girls started playing with each other. After a bit, the focus turned to me. I sat on the edge of the tub and the younger(and at least marginally attractive) one gave me some cbj and hopped on for cowgirl. This went on for a bit but it got a bit uncomfortable on the edge of a hot tub, so I had her get off only to find my lap full of blood. She was on her period...certainly glad I didn't dive in for some DATY!!! How can providers do that knowing they are on their period? Apparantly she felt the water would stop the flow...she was wrong. I play it off, but now I'm totally grossed out, was only marginally turned on to begin with and just want this horror show to end so I can get a couple of hours of sleep. So we obviously switch covers and I let the new mommie CBJ me to completion. Once finished, they immediately get out, dry off and head to the vending machine for some snacks. I want to kill myself at this point. It was 3:30am and I have 2 disasters in my nice cozy hotel room.

Luckily, when they returned from the vending machines their nice, cheery moods had turned 180 degrees and they began to act as if I wasnt being hospitable. Even though I wanted them to leave more than anything I've ever wanted before in the world, I had not said anything. It was obvious that since they realized they weren't going to get any more money out of me, they said they didn't feel welcome and I was acting like a dick and how rude it was of me to have them travel so far, invite them to stay and then act this way. Even though it was toally an act and not true, I didn't fight it, I simply apologized if they did not feel as though I was welcoming enough and I thanked them for making the trip. (Meanwhile, I'm jumping for joy that they are leaving)

I'm sure that they had set up another appointment or something and that was truly why they left, but I didnt care. I locked the door, took a really hot shower, scrubbed the shit out of myself and went to sleep.

All in all, its one of those nights that makes you laugh looking back because you cant believe some of the shit that this hobby puts you through. I'm 100% convinced that if anything of value was in that room, they would have tried to swipe it when I wasn't looking. So back to where I started...use the big head and stuff like this wont happen to you.

Happy Holidays and Happy Hobbying Everyone!

AT,

Thanks! What a freaking ride. But man could it have been worse ... ok not much worse but you didn't lose anything of real value ... except perhaps your time and a nut

Happy holidays and thank you for the reminders!

DD

Oh my goodness sweets, that is terrible I am so sorry you went through something like that Well, I know you are an absolute sweetheart and a true gentleman, as much as you didn't want them there, I'm sure you were nice to them.
I hope that your next experience is absolutely amazing to make up for it.
<3

I was thinking that Mistake #4, letting them stay over, was the real whopper.

But having them stay CAN be logical in a way. The Dynamic Duo could have thrown a fit if you try to toss them. That, in a strange town, on business, could be very very bad...

I've had similar experiences. Shake it off, Bro. The only good thing about a night like this is the contrast it provides when an evening with a provider(s) far and away expectations!

Wow....lot of effort for a CBJ. Your story was great. Thank you for sharing. I've not run into any monsters in a long while. Incall monsters aren't so bad as you can turn around and run. Outcall to your place and once they are in the door you are stuck with them. Early on in the hobby, I got ripped off my a monster. She threatened to scream if I didn't make things right. I handed her everything I had just to get her to leave.

I have had sleep overs with providers. Ether there place or my boat or at hotel. mmmmm and we still talk errr sorry thinking out loud....... But never with a first time with. never. There where two that I would have never let that happen. But they just fell . Ether it was they keep bad hours, and trusted me. Or I was very boring. Ether way I did not see again. But a few are welcome to crash if they want(and have). As they have let me do the same.

really you offered to not just one but two. That you did not know.

I can relate to your story...also have had a couple of experiences that have made me question what I'm doing. One time I set a a multiple hour appointment with a provider from an agency..the online pics looked great. When she arrived at the hotel she had added about 50 pounds on her frame to the online picture. She was not only misrepresenting herself, her services left much to be desired. I also had hidden anything worth hiding and after the deed was done and she had left, went to the bathroom to take a dump...only to discover she had stolen the butt-wipes!