malfunction

what do you guys do when you malfunction?

Malfunction??????? Do you mean can't perform???????

It happened to me once about 9 months ago. I scheduled a session and the girl showed up about 25 pounds heavier than her pics and she had a really funky smell. After than, I started taking the little blue pill as a kind of insurance policy, and it hasn't happened since.
It's a real dissapointment to shell out a couple $'s and then not be able to perform. It's much easier to relax and have fun this way.

I scheduled a session and the girl showed up..........and she had a really funky smell. After than, I started taking the little blue pill as a kind of insurance policy, and it hasn't happened since.....It's a real dissapointment to shell out a couple $'s and then not be able to perform. It's much easier to relax and have fun this way. Originally Posted by marco2007

I dont personally use pills or nothing really as I dont need them. But does the "blue pill insurance" you speak of keep it hard without it relaxing it even after ejaculation. I have uncles who have used those and they said it stays up and was painful for about 4 to 8 hours after. Does the wood factor relax at some point after ejaculating or is it a constant thing with the blue pill. I know results can vary person to person given health.
Also if that lady was a tad overweight for your preference I might see not being able 2 rise 2D occasion...but the "blue pill insurance" covers you if she has a stanky coochie 2? I dont think I would continue....

I am lucky I have never had that problem. But I have been with ladies I was not attracted to physically and then their attitude was not that great for me and on second round needed some coaxing to get Mr. Happy going, but always has worked. Why I go through with those sessions is beyond me cause it does feel like a complete waste of money.

I have been told by a provdier that my handle should change because I am the opposite of malfunction. I get erect quickly and extremely hard. Some ladies I have been with I can start round two just 2 to 3 minutes after round one. Those ladies have to be GFE and I have to genuinely like them as a person cause looks only get me so far. I have actually fantasized about having Mr. Happy brought to life by the lady, but very rarely happens cause he is standing tall from minute number one. Especailly when I walk in and she is wearing sexy lingerie and DFk starts, BAM!! Mr. Happy is ready to play. I will count my blessings.

No, after ejaculation it goes semi-hard until round two. I've always thought that the warning about calling your doctor "if your erection lasts longer than four hours" was mostly hype to get people to use the pill. If my erection was rock hard for that long, I'd line up the BP girls and keep it going, lol.

Could be the age factor, now that I'm in my mid-fifties, round two isn't an automatic thing. Not right away, anyway. It can take some time. Not like in my 20's and even 30's. Then round two was a given and round three was a maybe.

Which is why it is so important for the first time to go right. Thus, the inexpensive insurance policy.

Outdoorsman - if you don't mind saying, how old are you???

I am in my mid 40's. I can still do 3 rounds no problem, just can't do it in an hour. But almost every session I have been in, I do 2 rounds in my one hour. Not in my 50's yet. So, I will use it while I can!!

Malfunction??????? Do you mean can't perform??????? Originally Posted by mrbig2284

yes. what did you think malfunction meant.

It happened to me once about 9 months ago. I scheduled a session and the girl showed up about 25 pounds heavier than her pics and she had a really funky smell. After than, I started taking the little blue pill as a kind of insurance policy, and it hasn't happened since.
It's a real dissapointment to shell out a couple $'s and then not be able to perform. It's much easier to relax and have fun this way. Originally Posted by marco2007

regarding the blue pill, weren't those supposed to be taken 1 hr prior to having fun?

I dont personally use pills or nothing really as I dont need them. But does the "blue pill insurance" you speak of keep it hard without it relaxing it even after ejaculation. I have uncles who have used those and they said it stays up and was painful for about 4 to 8 hours after. Does the wood factor relax at some point after ejaculating or is it a constant thing with the blue pill. I know results can vary person to person given health.
Also if that lady was a tad overweight for your preference I might see not being able 2 rise 2D occasion...but the "blue pill insurance" covers you if she has a stanky coochie 2? I dont think I would continue.... Originally Posted by gimme_that

what about reducing the dosage by half? wouldn't that be less painfull?

I can understand it if ones turned off by a fat & stanky lady and can't get off.

But what about say with a pretty lady, like Christine Nyugen for example.

ME TO..And standing on their heads !!~ GROSS to say the least! UGH !! Where is the pucking guy when I need him! LOL!! Annie (Drinking AGAIN!!)

If you have a 4 hour erection, your dick falls off!!!! Read and follow the prescribing information!!!!!

OK, slight exaggeration, but if you do get a long term erection that won't go away, blood flow to parts of your penis can stop and it can damage the tissue due to loss of oxygen. Parts of the tissue can die. It's much like tying a string around it and letting it turn blue. You may never screw again.

If you know someone who got away with it, it may just be that they're lucky, maybe it went down enough for a short period of time to let some blood flow through, or their plumbing is just enough different to let some blood leak through and keep it alive.

You do need to go to the emergency room NOW!!! if this happens.

This is true for Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, or even the herbal pills.

I guess I jixed myself. It's happened to me twice this week. With the same girl. Now my anxiety level is through the roof. What now? What if I can never get it up again??? Should I take two blue pills???

Like good ol' Charlie Brown says "ARGHHH"

I guess I jixed myself. It's happened to me twice this week. With the same girl. Now my anxiety level is through the roof. What now? What if I can never get it up again??? Should I take two blue pills???

Like good ol' Charlie Brown says "ARGHHH" Originally Posted by marco2007

I'd avoid the pill if you can.

however, I don't think we'll get answer about this, at least not in this forum.

This kind of thing (malfunction) doesn't get talked about.