01. You don’t have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
02. You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.
03. One mood, ALL the time.
04. Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.
05. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you’re not in the mood.
06. All your orgasms are real.
07. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
08. Not liking a person does not preclude you having sex with them.
09. Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
10. Some day you get to be a dirty old man.
Enjoy yourself.
Be safe.
Stay cool.
Setty does.
