Tiger Woods returns;

The headlines;
Tiger Woods believes fans won't heckle him at Masters, despite affairs on wife Elin Nordegren:


My take on this is that the Master's will see a record breaking audience this year..Sex sells... I have a very controversial idea about TW'S indiscretion. I might be readin between the lines here, BUT, I really don't think he is all to blame for his INFIDELITY. Empathy comes to mind in this situation..Consider the following, you are the worlds elite athlete,so naturally you marry a model, have a few kids and life is great.The honeymoon ends with your hot model wife, she starts rationing the poontang , as eventually they all do for various reasons..If this was not the case this board would not be here.So Tiger is left with a net worth close to a billion dollars and a hard-on.. What do you think is going to happen? He takes his net worth and jacks off in the shower,,(not likely), he goes on a pussy pounding rampage..No shit. Sorry I just have a different take on this, I am sure most house wifes won't agree on this, LMAO. When will women wake the fuck up and realize that they don't have a patent on pussy??? ,, its pretty easy to find, especially with a trail of BENJY'S...Any thoughts?

ps, Yea Elin has world class looks, but I can just look in her eyes and see bitch all over the place.. I f she was giving up that ass maybe she wouldn't be going thru this.

The headlines;
Sorry I just have a different take on this, I am sure most house wifes won't agree on this. Originally Posted by GRIPITRIPIT

No shit! There are a billion overweight bored housewives out there burning their Tiger dolls.

I'd wager he still finds a way to get some strange. Just be much more discreet about it.

Thats one reason he is coming back at masters, its very controlled and no camera/phones allowed. If you get caught with one you are gone.
I would assume if there is a hecker, it would be dealt with swifly!!!

Once he tours again, his caddy is known not to take shit so he will help him handle things on course

The honeymoon ends with your hot model wife, she starts rationing the poontang , as eventually they all do for various reasons..

Just like there are a hundred and one reasons for a man's infidelity, there are just as many reasons a woman stops having sex with her SO. Which came first the chicken or the egg? I don't think women stop having sex with their partners just to make their lives miserable.
If either party is that unhappy, they should just leave the relationship if they want to pursue other relationships, be it sexual or otherwise. This would have been a far easier solution than what he now has to deal with.

ps, Yea Elin has world class looks, but I can just look in her eyes and see bitch all over the place.. I f she was giving up that ass maybe she wouldn't be going thru this.

Anyone ever consider that perhaps Elin had an inkling that he was cheating? Most women are fairly adept at knowing when their SO is stepping out on them. I, personally, have never been wrong when I thought my SO was cheating. Sometimes men cheat even when they are getting nookie from their spouse. Some men are simply insatiable; it's just never enough. I'm sure some of you can relate. There is nothing wrong with that, just be prepared to lose whoever you are in a relationship with when you get caught, and try not to be so bitter about it when it happens. That is the gamble you took.
I don't think that Elin shoulders all of the responsibility for this. Of course, I don't know anything about what transpired during the course of their marriage, nor does anyone else. Speculation is just that. Speculation.

For all we know, Tiger sat in front of the computer all day jacking off to porn or chatting in online whore board chat rooms. Maybe that's why she stopped "giving up the ass", as you so eloquently put it. You just never know, do you?

And speaking of hot wives with wandering husbands, this letter to Sandra Bullock's husband:

Dear Mr. James,

You Stupid Bastard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock? How in the world can
you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in
the world; she has a body to die for, and her current wealth and
predicted wealth is shadowed only by Oprah, who even Steadman will tell
you, isn't attractive.

But your wife, who recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is
now the named "America's Sweetheart"; you also remember she just one an
Oscar (which translates to more money per picture she makes in the
future) while you were shacking with that tattooed freak, who just
happens to be a former stripper and is someone's mommy.

You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated asshole cheater
on the planet! And while the State of California is a no-fault state
whereby you may be able to take half of your wife's wealth, in doing so
you would only be hated even more...especially after Sandra speech
during the Oscars in which she did nothing but praise you. How can you
live with yourself after she even cared for your children?

I only have one thing to say to a despicable, miserable, cheating piece
of crap that you are - Thank You!! You really helped to take the heat
off of me. Let's do lunch sometime and compare notes.

Sincerely,

Tiger Woods