Funny line I heard the other day from a dumbass

I thought about posting this and then I didn't, but then I thought, what the hell. Its pretty fucking hilarious to me. So, every now and then I'm nice, and Ill let people come in for a quick 15 min session at $. So this guy and I have been pming (and I wont say who even though he knows who he is, dont wanna embarrass the fool). Anyway I decide to let him make an appt for a quickie and then he asks, "Can I get a hj and msog and coa?" I then replied, "Come on seriously, it's a 15 min." He goes on to tell me that where he comes from his money is good. And I say, "If you want msog thats only offered in the hr session, Sorry, those are my rules." And he says, "well my rules are not to meet woman who have silly rules..looks like this is not working out." I was just thinking well no shit! To be honest, it was plain rude. Get the fucking hr. Cheapskate. And we haven't even met, even worse. What a horrible impression to make. I'm so glad that came out before we actually met. And as for the money being good, I'm not desperate, so don't disrespect me by acting like a cunt by trying to flash that hundred at me, as if Id bit that easily. Im a super nice person and super duper fun! Be cool and Ill be cool too. (except , dude who knows who he is, I would never ever consider seeing you after that crap) Buy a blow up doll. Wait, that might be too expensive too. My bad!

I love you pepper ..... No seriously I do lol

Geez what a cheap a$$!
give em an inch and they will take a mile..
good thing the appointment didn't take place I can bet one if not both of you would have been peeved.

4 real? Lik U sum moco bby? Lol

Don't know what some people are thinking.
Msog in 15? How old is he 20?
Besides hons like you- I'd be a fool not
to just wait a bit and buy the whole hr.

Dollar menu mentality carryover?
Dork.

Just want to be clear my name is Larrydumbass but I'm not the dumbass being discussed here. I do look for bargains but this guy makes me look smart.

No Larry, wasnt u lol

I hope I never get on your bad side.

hes just trying to get the most bang for his buck, literally!!! lol
he should get schooled from LatinaLover!!
maybe he'll have better luck with the next chic, and some CHANGE

I love Pepper's 'tude!!
Note to self: I have got to schedule an appointment with her!!

Stop telling everyone about my needs please !

Just want to be clear my name is Larrydumbass but I'm not the dumbass being discussed here. I do look for bargains but this guy makes me look smart. Originally Posted by Larrydumbass

There is nothing wrong with bargain shopping. This dumbass was just being greedy!

Wow! That is shocking. I'm surprised he didn't request Greek too!

hes just trying to get the most bang for his buck, literally!!! lol
he should get schooled from LatinaLover!!
maybe he'll have better luck with the next chic, and some CHANGE Originally Posted by MsPrittiKitti

damm why did i know that was coming lol

im not even stupid enough to try that with Pepper MF Springfield!! lol

A lot of guys never think about what you girls have to put up with, the smelly, the cretins, jerks, stalkers...

I bet the blow-up doll wouldn't give that dumbass msog either

Phew! I thought this was going to be about me!

Love you Pepper!