Early morning brain fart fun. Thinking about the world's most interesting man Dos Equis commercials and changing it to world's sexiest man alive. Partly because I've come up with a signature line that grew out of it.
So lets start, what I don't have in my sig, and that is the over the top boasts.
- In a bar, restaurants, or any public place, he can make women orgasm just by briefly glancing at them.
- When he shows up at a gang bang, the other guys automatically get up and leave.
- No woman has been able to deep throat him since he was 10. (Not to imply he was getting it at 10. No attempt to breaking ECCIE rules)
- When he has doubles, often one ends up in the hospital.
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I'm the World's Least Interesting Man. But for a little money, I can become: The Sexiest Man Alive.
Whenever I'm thirsty for pussy, I reach for ECCIE and look one up. You should too. Remember to always stay thirsty my friends.
- Yowzer
- 01-20-2012, 07:37 AM
- Wakeup
- 01-20-2012, 10:04 AM
You're missing the concept of the commercials...it should be:
- In a bar, restaurants, or any public place, he can make women orgasm without even being there.
- He can gang bang a woman all by himself.
- It takes two women to deep throat him.
- His doubles involve four women.
- In a bar, restaurants, or any public place, he can make women orgasm without even being there.
- He can gang bang a woman all by himself.
- It takes two women to deep throat him.
- His doubles involve four women.
- Yowzer
- 01-20-2012, 10:24 AM
Thanks Wakeup. Better, shorter and certainly more outrageously boastful.
-He never pays women for sex, they pay him.
-When he eats pussy, floods have known to occur .
-He is so big, he has special tailor made pants.
-You could use his codpiece as a cover in foul weather.
-He never call it his "little head" or jr.
-He never pays women for sex, they pay him.
-When he eats pussy, floods have known to occur .
-He is so big, he has special tailor made pants.
-You could use his codpiece as a cover in foul weather.
-He never call it his "little head" or jr.
- Trey
- 01-20-2012, 11:20 AM
His little head is a leading member of mensa.
- deanna_bell69
- 02-01-2012, 11:42 AM
his member is so beautiful and bashing that biatches beg him for the bang
- One-Eyed Willy
- 02-01-2012, 08:58 PM
When spending his evenings at the gentlemen's club, he always leaves with more $ than he comes with.
The most sought after item on ebay, are pairs of his used socks.
He has never jacked-off without a woman eagerly awaiting his load.
The most sought after item on ebay, are pairs of his used socks.
He has never jacked-off without a woman eagerly awaiting his load.
- deanna_bell69
- 02-01-2012, 10:23 PM
he sells his bath water as a female sex enhancement drink
- Guest012113-2
- 02-01-2012, 10:27 PM
When he is in the mood, women call him up
- Daddio
- 02-02-2012, 09:14 AM
At 4pm each day the queen of England request to Teabagg him, thus the phrase tea time!
If he takes a Viagra he doesn't care if his boner last more than four hours because it does anyhow without the Viagra.
If he takes a Viagra he doesn't care if his boner last more than four hours because it does anyhow without the Viagra.