Most public place you got caughty doing the nasty

cravenmorehead's Avatar
On the beach one night on Maui under a full moon , heard a voice say this is not the time or the place for that . Rolled up our bamboo beach towel , went up to the room , washed the sand out of our crack and continued.
offshoredrilling's Avatar
deck of boat under full moon and during the day. US Coast Guard knows me to well.

next to a golf course during the day. errrr keep the ball on the green please. Durand Eastman park

in a canoe. It got untied and we drifted into town. Adirondacks

public sidewalk in Rochester. foot path in Charlotte
Justin Heranus's Avatar
lol nice topic. lets see.
1) on top of a police station at noon. her bra was hanging over the front side of the building where you walk into the door.
2) in funeral home. friend live in upstairs apartment and had party need place to go. so we went down stairs to where no one was or any bodies lol. got busted.
3) indoor skydiving in vegas. tipped friend to do it in wind tunnel free fall. a manager came back in building after it was closed. didnt get in much trouble. he thought it was funny. until she tried rcg and catapulted us into the wall.
4) dennys late night over coffee. digits and bbj and got busted by second server. the one that was getting the digits was a waitress there. so we were able to get away with it with first waitress.
hmmm maybe i should stop there. i think my rep with the girls of being a sweetheart might have just went out the window lol.
DDarkness's Avatar
College Fraternity kitchen pantry ... bathroom in The Sir Francis Drake Hotel with a waitress who worked in the bar

Park, late night, caught by park police who shined a light on us after seeing my car ... he got on the bullhorn laughing and said "Hey this is a family park! Go get a room!"

DD
FlyboyNY's Avatar
Green on the 5th hole. I was the night water guy and my girlfriend stopped to visit me. She rode with me on my rounds and it was a nice night. When I punched out that night the night watchman said "thanks for the show".
4th floor of a hotel under construction. I was doing electrical work and she worked for the painting contractor. Her boss came in and had a shit fit. I think she got fired.
And many times on the boat out in the lake.
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While in school I worked at a mall and was banging one of my hot co-workers. After closing one night she offered to give me a quicky in my car before I headed home. At the time I had a little convertable sports car. Well , I had parked ouside of the mall movie theater and as she was riding me the car was shaking something fierce! Her head kept hitting the soft material of the rag top and it had to be obviouss what we were doing. Some guys came by and started shaking my car. The naked girl sitting on little wantsome, rolls down the window, leans out and yells at them, telling them how inconsiterate they were! She never missed a thrust and I busted a nut a few minutes later.
lol ....i got caught in Maquoketa Caves State Park.... wasn't a very good ending though...
oklib's Avatar
  • oklib
  • 01-21-2012, 01:16 PM
I was in Niagara Falls Ontario and had the urge
was with a lady friend who I see occasionally.
She was horny after the ride to the Casino.
Got the blanket out and away we went for
a ride.
For you who do not know it has glass enclosed
cars,that you can see rider's seated.
It also will stay at top for extended stop
by tipping the attendant.
Got seated quick BJ and unzipped jeans
as she got pants to ankles \Reverse cowgirl
is great watching the Falls change color.
Attendant smiled as we hopped off the
BIG WHEEL
Make sure you have a blanket as it
makes it easy to do.
UP UP AND AWAY
Mr. Bill
offshoredrilling's Avatar
darn I forgot in a car at a hunting club by Greece PD

HS was so long ago LOL. let us go. Good thing I was working for the HWD at the time doing work for GPD.
pyramider's Avatar
Never got caught unless you would count boinking a girl in some bushes with poison ivy. We were in high school and it was convenient and pretty private.
Great topic, craven. Mine was outside a bar through the fire exit onto the street in Alexandria Bay. Had just met her at the bar about a half hour before. We did it in the small patch of grass just off the side walk, about 15 feet from the street. Cops drove by and shined a light on my ass going up and down. We huddled as close to the ground as we could, and the cops moved on. We finished the deed (okay I did), then we did it again later that night bobbing in the river off the coast of Heart Island/Boldt Castle while others were drinking on the boat.

And then there was the time I did it in the hallway of a hotel while her friends partied in her hotel room. We had a great laugh when we looked up and saw the security camera bubble about ten feet away.

Another time, this girl and I had our pants down in a ladies room stall in a dance club, and my girlfriend barged in and kicked the girl's ass. We never f*cked, but I was lucky to get my GF to belive that I went in the ladies room to take dump because the men's room stalls were pissed all over. Told my GF that the girl came in and wanted to use the same stall. I don't know how I got away with that one, but luckily I did...
cravenmorehead's Avatar
Forgot this one:
When I was a lot younger and didn't have much money my gf and I went on car dates ( which I think is a Canadian term lol ) and drove around looking for the streets that didn't have streetlights on them so we could get down to business. One time we were parked and the windows were steamed up and a light comes flashing into the car, we tried to get dressed real quick before opening the window to be greeted by a policeman who must've know what was going on . he was giving me a ticket for parking illegally , I told him we had just stopped for a lttle bit and weren't really parked. Still got a ticket!
To make a long story short , like I said I didn't have much money in those days and I went to court to fight the ticket told the judge what happened and he let me off .
offshoredrilling's Avatar
Never got caught unless you would count boinking a girl in some bushes with poison ivy. We were in high school and it was convenient and pretty private. Originally Posted by pyramider
I had a girl get poison ivy on her tit in JrHS under a apple tree. we did not get caught. So did not post

I know the guys here out number the gals. But only one post from a gal. come on we know better.
I did it on my deck in my room on a cruise ship...i didnt think my neighbors were up.I had an old couple on one side and a younger couple on the other side of my room.The next day when I went to eat breakfast I said hello to the older couple they ignored me and I thought that was weird because they always spoke to me. then later on in the day I seen the younger couple going into their room and I was going in mine and they said now you guys dont go being to loud tonight.It was so funny lol
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I've told this story before, but a female subordinate, later co-worker and friend once drove by on 490 and saw me getting head from a naked woman as we both tooled along the highway. She thought it was pretty funny...and considering I treated her to a massage at Scentsations Rnt back in the day, it wasn't too shocking.

Before that, I was also caught parking by Greece PD...wasn't a big deal, but we did have to clear out.