The man? Valentine's Day - a sentimental card. Birthday - maybe a power tool and a dinner, where he buys. Christmas usually involves a tie. Father's Day again usually involves a tie or some Old Spice and dinner - which he cooks on the grill.
So to even out the holidays, I proclaim this to be National Blow Job Day! This day will fall on every Super Bowl Sunday and the BJ - BBBJNQCIMNS - should be given at half-time! If the man's team loses, a 2nd BJ should be given immediately after the game to help "ease his pain."
