As I was pulling out of the driveway after lunch and noticed the FedEx truck was backing into a driveway a few houses down. I was thinking that's a bit odd as I turned in that direction to head back to work. As I got closer I noticed the driver walking to the door without any packages. Must be making a big pickup or something was going through my mind. Then right as I passed the house I saw the front door open and got a quick peak at the little nothing she had on a she welcomed him in. Uh huh. I wonder what the code is in the pickup system to account for the time he was about to spend packing up...
Lucky bastard.
- Guest101618
- 02-06-2012, 07:45 PM
- Coolpops
- 02-06-2012, 09:31 PM
No wonder my packages never arrive until late afternoon.
Oh Well, everybody needs a nookie break; can't blame the guy.
Oh Well, everybody needs a nookie break; can't blame the guy.
- delivery guy
- 02-06-2012, 09:57 PM
Perks of the job !!!
- Naughty_Jezabelle
- 02-06-2012, 10:01 PM
Sounds like the beginning of a porn movie .... Excuse me ma'am I have a package for you ! .......bow chicka wow wow lol
- Likinikki
- 02-07-2012, 12:09 AM
Haha, that's good Jez!
UPS Drivers do it.....with big packages! (lol)
UPS Drivers do it.....with big packages! (lol)
- Guest101618
- 02-07-2012, 01:18 AM
Yeah, it made my rather tedious afternoon bearable. It was cool to think about how that all might have gotten started. I kept getting a little smile that made others wonder what I was thinking about. 
- Guest072013
- 02-07-2012, 06:46 AM
fedex is awesome...being a little naughty with a certain package I have received recently... although he does not deliver with his fedex truck he is in his personal vehicle, but i do get get the package and then some. lol.
licks and kisses to him ... and to all.
licks and kisses to him ... and to all.
- bigjimt52
- 02-07-2012, 08:44 AM
I can rem nooners.....when I was young......
- Secret Encounters
- 02-07-2012, 09:45 AM
Lmao Jez ur too funny .. what about the TIME Warner Commercial "WE WONT LEAVE TILL UR SATISFIED" LMAO
- trynagetlaid
- 02-07-2012, 09:56 AM
TV repairmen were the biggest horndogs back in my day...horny housewives knew how to loosen a couple of tubes, TV goes on the blink...hubby says call the TV repairman, goes to work...TV repairman shows up, housewife is still in her nighty...let your imagination fill in the rest...
- safire_sweet
- 02-07-2012, 10:27 AM
lol LOVE IT!
- bigjimt52
- 02-07-2012, 10:58 AM
back in the day I was in collections for a utility co...money or disconnect....got my fair share of pussy/bjs for " just another day or 2"....ah the good ole days