The Definition of Maturity

The Definition of Maturity

When I was 14 I wanted a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So, I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

When I was 19 I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So, I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never setting on anything. She did mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me totally miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic. But directionless. So, I decided to find a girl with some ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now 40 and looking for a girl with big boobs.

The big tits are ok, but I am looking for a peach with fuzz on it.