It's Thursday, 2 p.m. For the past three hours now, I've been hunting for an afternoon companion here in Syracuse with no luck. A lot of voicemail pickups (I don't like leaving messages) or "not available until tonight" messages. Ladies, allow me to be selfish for a second :
1) When I call, I expect you to pickup .
2) If you pickup, I expect you to be available at my beck and call .
Is that too much to ask for?
(Just kidding about numbers one and two.)