Now...to the good part (Please let me know if this is the wrong forum for this. Also, all are welcome to provide advice or make reasonable comments.)
The question: I've always wanted to travel around Europe, and take a cruise of the Mediterranean. If I pay for the cruise (a 7 or 13 day one) in July, will a lovely lady from here be my companion? If a 7-day, then the other 7-days may be a driving tour.
More information: I consider all costs of the trip to be part of the compensation package. I may be willing to discuss additional compensation if necessary; however, there is a limit. The cruise room will have a balcony, but not be a big suite (i.e. we will be sleeping together). Airfare will be coach class. Any hotel stay will be at a 2.5 to 3 stars at least. Still interested?
A little about me: I am a middle-age Asian man, 5' 8" and of average build. I have 10 okays on P411. This summer will be my last free summer before the studies for my career change take up all my time. I was an EE and have a graduate degree in it. I finalized my divorce last year and am looking to enjoy some free time with a lovely lady who likes sex

About the prospective lady: Must be slender caucasian or latina only, and be between 21 and 45 (proof required if you look like a teenager

You are probably asking why I am not doing this with my ATF or any one of the lovely ladies that I had a great time with? It's because they are dating someone, don't want to travel, are flaky, or have disappeared. For example, one young lady will NOT get on an airplane. I need to find someone that I feel comfortable with and is comfortable with me, and will commit to the trip. Please PM or email me with questions. I'll try to answer them as soon as I can.
Thanks for reading.