Female condoms

I've never tried them but always wanted to. I wanted to get input from providers and hobbyist who have used them. I've heard there is more sensitivity and a more natural feeling then with normal condoms.

Homer, it's ymmv with female condoms. I've used them and don't like them at all...too much work and clumsy to use. You have to place the condom inside the female, then, there's a portion that hangs outside. As *you* enter...you have to make sure you're inside the condom, otherwise...you have to go back and try again!

My penis has a short attention span, it likes to get where it's going fairly quickly. Doesn't like to keep backing up to re-aim.

Haha!!

HA HA HA. Re-aim!!! Too funny.

Failure rate due to "operator error" is very high on them. It's not pretty to watch someone put one in... Squat down, raise one leg, etc and its pretty labor intensive to keep it In place. These are the reasons among others that they'be never taken off in popularity.

I knew a very, how shall I say, intellectually-challenged guy, and his none-too-bright girlfriend, in high school. He and his girlfriend were low on funds and decided they would try female condoms. And by female condoms, I mean plastic wrap placed over her vagina. I know this will come as a HUGE shock, but it failed horribly!

Fortunately, she didn't get pregnant, (God, I hope somebody that damn stupid never breeds!) even after receiving a healthy dose of baby batter through the hole which easily tore into the plastic. The moral of the story; don't use Saran/plastic wrap for a condom!!!!

I have heard that female condoms (the real thing) are somewhat of a pain in the ass, and don't protect as well as traditional condoms. I hate the feel of a condom, but I'm not about to go without the original thing anytime soon I'm afraid!!!

There was a thread on this topic in the Austin forums once and there was a particular post I remember in it where someone equated using them to fucking a Ziploc bag.

There was a thread on this topic in the Austin forums once and there was a particular post I remember in it where someone equated using them to fucking a Ziploc bag. Originally Posted by Mokoa

Ha-ha! Yeah, I would agree with that. I'm sure for the guy it feels about the same as getting frisky with a blow up doll.

A friend of mine from Europe once gave me the European version. It was a little better fitting and had a sponge (form of bc) at the deepest part, but I haven't found them in any stores since. My partners feedback was that it felt like he was wearing a really loose condom. Well actually he said it made him feel like his d*ck shrunk but I new what he meant.

In my book, they are only useful for those severe cases of "lost mojo" when they feel that ring unroll down their shaft, but otherwise I avoid them as much as I can. On a similar topic, Dental dams have come a really long way.

Haven't used them alot but they do cut out alot of hassle when you are doing doubles.

There was a thread on this topic in the Austin forums once and there was a particular post I remember in it where someone equated using them to fucking a Ziploc bag. Originally Posted by Mokoa

http://eccie.net/showpost.php?p=2229812&postcount=3


That would be me

Scenario:
Her:"oh gg please fuck me in the ass with that big ole dick of yours"
Me: "um, I only have these really cool female condoms with me.. do you happen to have a cajun turkey injector we could use..."

I have used the female condoms twice..and they are a little work..because I have to sanitize my hands, unwrap the FC, lube up the FC, inserted as much as I can then get the *ock and lube it up before inserting it in holding the FC in place..It does feel good, though..

Hazel...next time, may I help with the inserting part? (lol)

There was a thread on this topic in the Austin forums once and there was a particular post I remember in it where someone equated using them to fucking a Ziploc bag. Originally Posted by Mokoa

Better than using a Glad bag witha zipper, getting it caught in the zipper wouldn't be any fun either.

Hazel...next time, may I help with the inserting part? (lol) Originally Posted by Likinikki

Anytime Nikki, you have my number!! LOL. We need to invite some girlfriends and have an all girl naked time. I'll supply the wine!!