Saw this on Facebook, in a flowchart. I can't reproduce the flowchart, but I think it will be just as funny like this. Maybe not.
Who to vote for in 2012. Question: Who should wipe my nose?
Let it run . . . Don't vote at all
The Government . . . Obama
The Rich . . . Obama
Me . . . Ron Paul
God . . . Santorum
I have people for that . . . Romney
My nose doesn't run . . . Gingrich
I think that's funny.