Woman goes to doctor beaten black and blue.....
Doc: What happened?
Woman: Doc I don't know what to do. Every time my my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp......
Doc: I have a real good medicine against that: When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start to gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle.
2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again.
Doc that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk I gargled repeatedly with chamomile tea and he never touched me.
doctor: You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!!!!!!!!!
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