"...about bankers is that I get my calendar every year. All I care about lawyers is that they're back in their coffins before the sun comes up." - James Garner as F. Ross Johnson in "Barbarians at the Gates"
This "pro bono/pro boner" lawyer cracks me up...
http://www.cnn.com/2012/03/12/justic...html?hpt=ju_c2
"A lawyer for a woman accused of being a high-end New York madam said Monday his client "doesn't have two nickels to rub together," and offered his own loft as bail so the mother of four could get out of jail. Judge Juan Merchan will weigh the proposal made by the attorney, Peter Gleason, which would mandate that Anna Gristina be confined to Gleason's apartment..."