national STEAK N BJ DAY ..WTF..

Secret Encounters's Avatar
Ok so i was listening to 99.5 kisss this morning and whats all this national steak n bj day ...

damn ex already called and said have u listened to kiss at all today ..lmao..

and can i say what about national pussy licking day ??

come on now what else..



hahaha .. had to share this and wondering if u already put ur order in with wifey or gf or sb...lol..


xoxo
lexxxi dd's
bigguy4DATY's Avatar
and can i say what about national pussy licking day ?? Originally Posted by Sweet Lexxxi dd's
That's everyday
Secret Encounters's Avatar
lol
Marcus78's Avatar
Yeah, I heard that this morning on the way to work. A bit afterward, they were talking about the complaints women had about their men in bed. I don't recall the whole list, (there were two about the guys not spanking, and not being rough enough) but the number 1 complaint of women is that their man won't "go downtown" as they put it. Who are these limp-dicked (or maybe tongue?) men who won't eat that pie like a starving, rabid dog? LOL They're giving us pie-lovers a bad name damn it! Remember, I've only guaranteed quantity of licking, and not the quality so take it for what it's worth! :P
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lmfao i didnt stay tune i was on my way to wrk and caught a bit of it ...

damn before the hobby i never liked it .. no one did it right and just didnt like someones head so close to my cooter and just being inexperienced i was curious does it taste, smell and feel good ... i finally have opened up and love it .. but hate when men brag that they are good at it and then they totally suck balls .. mmmm ball sukn ..lol jk .. well these guys need to open up as much as a woman .. . i mean i take care of my man ... feed him and fk him .. this weekend my s.o was in town and we were watchn a movie hes drinkn his beer and im with my glass of wine and i get up so he thought to get a refill but i got up dropped to my knees and gave him the first bj of our relationship.. lol.. he was amazed at my skills and he hasnt stopped thinkn about it since .. lol.. that was the last sexual encounter we had before he went bk to his city .. lol.. he cant wait till fri to get here ...hahaha ...

LADIES ITS SIMPLE GIVE HIM FOOD AND A GOOD BJ AND EVERYTHING ELSE WONT MATTER..LOL.. IMO
supermario691's Avatar
is it not PI (3.14) day LOL
To the lady I am seeing later. I guess it is steak for dinner and then bj for dessert!!!!
well now that ive had my steak....
To the lady I am seeing later. I guess it is steak for dinner and then bj for dessert!!!! Originally Posted by latinalover003
Hee hee and it's going to be an organic steak and a messy bj
All I know is that I got my Tube Steak(s)...and they got everything from A-Z!!! OooWeee!! (lol)
Secret Encounters's Avatar
Sctundra..OHHH NXT WK OHHH YEAA .. TITTIES N HMMMM?
funnyboy's Avatar
pussy licking day = valentines day
steak & blowjob day = better next valentines day
lexxxi i cant wait
BoomShakaLaka's Avatar
If Im not mistaken -- everytime I have come over its been pussy lickin day -- LOL


I dont brag but shit I hope Im not one of the ones that sucks at it -- LOL
Missy Mariposa's Avatar
I offer a March 14th special every year for a 1.5 hour steak dinner and 1.5 hours BCD - it books out by V-day at the latest. It's my absolute favourite holiday!