Anyone going to see Dying Fetus at the Scoot Inn tonight?

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This is gonna be awesome! This band rules!
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So I went to the show. I drove in a separate car because I only wanted to see Dying Fetus and not all the other bands. Besides I had been drinking all day and needed to hit the hay right after this band was done. So I drove my own car separately. Since I am cheap, I did not wanna pay for parking so I parked a dozen blocks east of the venue in the east side. I walked the right of the way, it was a beautiful night and I needed the exercise.

At the show, I got in and ordered a beer and talked to my friends. I got a little too close to the pit and a stray crowd of moshers knocked my beer on the ground along with my pants. The band kicked ass as usual. Here is their setlist:


Your Treachery Will Die With you
From Womb to Waste
Justifiable Homicide
Shepherds Commandment
Homicidal Retribution
Shepherds Commandment
One Shot One Kill
Invert the Idols
Praise the Lord(Opium for the Masses)
Kill your Mother, Rape Your Dog

After the band played, I said goodbye to my friends and started the walk back to the car. Then, as I got to 5th and Robert Martinez, my bowels quivered and quaked. There were no places with bathrooms nearby and my car was still far away. I backed my ass up against this red and grey building and defecated. A couple cars passing saw it. I made it back to the car, cleaned up, and then got the hell back to my place. What a night.
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  • Carl
  • 03-17-2012, 07:59 PM
Thanks for letting us know that you're doing your part in keeping Austin weird.

Now that Leslie has died I think there may be an opening for an official city spokesman/mascot with the Austin Convention & Visitors Bureau.

How do you look in a sequined bra and thong with stripper heels?
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The only eccentricity in how I dress is my pants on the ground, cap turned sideways, looking like a fool with my pants on the ground!

Leslie may be dead, but we still have the Rundberg Running Man!
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One other thing. I almost passed out at the wheel in the Jack in the Box drive thru on Airport. I gotta stop driving drunk!
I'm sure you will one day. Unfortunately it will probably not be your choice. And will likely end in tragedy. So DRINK UP dumbass, the coroner is waiting !!!!!!!
Scoot Inn had the Thrasher Metal party with the half pipe in front of their establishment. Great new rock bands and a couple of established ones.