Get a check up today

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TheDaliLama's Avatar
Don't let this happen to you.

http://dailycaller.com/2012/03/13/or...h-23-year-old/

He looks so happy.
Don't let this happen to you.

http://dailycaller.com/2012/03/13/or...h-23-year-old/

He looks so happy. Originally Posted by TheDaliLama
Holy Shit, I am taking an "UTR Elite Blonde" for a ride in my "Go Fast Boat" later this afternoon. If this is my last post you will know what happened!
CuteOldGuy's Avatar
We don't even wish that on you, BigTurd. Have a great time and come back to be annoying. It's fun.
Authorities aren't pursuing charges since he didn't pay her THAT day.

Finally, a loophole!
CJ7's Avatar
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  • 03-17-2012, 12:46 PM
check her closet, shoe rack, and garage

the word 'books' takes on a whole new meaning
joe bloe's Avatar
Holy Shit, I am taking an "UTR Elite Blonde" for a ride in my "Go Fast Boat" later this afternoon. If this is my last post you will know what happened! Originally Posted by bigtex
Errol Flynn died on a 70 foot boat with a seventeen year old girl. I'll bet he was smiling right up till the end!

http://errolflynn.my-king.com/articles.html
TexasGator's Avatar
BT wasn't referring to Mr. Flynn.

I believe TDL meant to say:

"He looks so HAPPY."

DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

(sadly, few here now will remember of whom we speak)
BT wasn't referring to Mr. Flynn.

I believe TDL meant to say:

"He looks so HAPPY."

DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

(sadly, few here now will remember of whom we speak) Originally Posted by TexasGator
Pinky Gator, you made yourself "CLEAR!"
waverunner234's Avatar
Perfect.
Seems like a fun way to die.

But if I decide to go that way, I think I would opt for 2 girls.
And I wouldn't forget to let a nice tip.
Yeh, I have bought my ATF a shit load of "books" in the past couple of years.

Heck, I am 2 years older than that guy who just croaked. Sarah and I have a date tomorrow, so I better check my vitals before she climbs on board.
pyramider's Avatar
Where is the hooktard's photo?
That's how Gov. Nelson Rockefeller (also VP) died; heat attack whilst riding his young aide, Megan Marshack......I recall the NY dailies had a grand time skewering Nelson!!!
Have a great time and come back to be annoying. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy
At this very moment, I am taking off my Happy Go Fast Boat Hat and putting back on my Annoying Hat!

It is great to be home with a smile on my face!
At this very moment, I am taking off my Happy Go Fast Boat Hat and putting back on my Annoying Hat!

It is great to be home with a smile on my face! Originally Posted by bigtex
As far as we are concerned. You never took it off.
Yeh, I have bought my ATF a shit load of "books" in the past couple of years.

Heck, I am 2 years older than that guy who just croaked. Sarah and I have a date tomorrow, so I better check my vitals before she climbs on board. Originally Posted by Jackie S
My advice: don't check your heart, have an iron clad will and fuck three providers at once.

Dying in an old folks home or hospice is no way for a man to go out.
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