The IRS has announced that they will give a free pencil sharpener to all taxpayers who pay their taxes on time this year. It can be placed on your desk as a constant reminder of the service they provide to you each year.
i'm doing my taxes now and i feel like the pencil sharpener.
Sometimes that's how I feel too.
Reminds me of the constipated IRS agent........he managed to work things out with a pencil.