Licking It Off

Read an old story in a Vance Randolph book about a lady who sued her husband in court. She complained that he made her lick cheap molasses off his genitals when he had plenty of good honey they could use. She was not at all complaining about licking, only about the product used.

Have any of you ladies used honey in like manner? If so, did you like it? or did it make a sticky mess? How would you ladies feel about a man licking honey from your pussy or your breasts? Of course, the taste of a woman without any additional sweetening is quite delightful !!!!! Most bacteria can't live in honey. It is said honey is the only food which never spoils. So actually, it might make oral sex even safer.

not sure how i would feel about that.... i hate sticky!!!! :/

not sure how i would feel about that.... i hate sticky!!!! :/ Originally Posted by Ark Monroe

What about whipped cream?

not sure how i would feel about that.... i hate sticky!!!! :/ Originally Posted by Ark Monroe

It wont be sticky when finished( if done correctly).

Well Tuck, I think you've got something going here... I am on vacation in Florida, but I think you might just find some honey on Honey when I return... if you know what I mean.

xoxo Honey

And a strawberry, too!

Didn't your mother teach you it wasn't nice to play with your food? But if I have to play with food, it's going to involve strawberries, whipped cream and chocolate. . . Banannas by special request!

She taught me some things I will never forget, but she was never successful with food. I prefer to think of it now as innovative dining. Being a bit dull witted and a slow learner, especially concerning women, I have to depend on women to teach me a thing or two concerning diet. I always date patient, understanding ladies because I learn best by repetition; and they don't mind teaching me table manners over and over and over . . .

not sure how i would feel about that.... i hate sticky!!!! :/ Originally Posted by Ark Monroe

try vc secrets honey massage oil!!

Losing a banana in a young lady can call for a hospital visit. Something that I learn when I was young. We didn't know you shouldn't peel it.

Losing a banana in a young lady can call for a hospital visit. Something that I learn when I was young. We didn't know you shouldn't peel it. Originally Posted by theotherguy1

Green Peeled Bananas work better. . . . Just Sayin!

Losing a banana in a young lady can call for a hospital visit. Something that I learn when I was young. We didn't know you shouldn't peel it. Originally Posted by theotherguy1

I might know your gf!!

lol havent tried the banana...... hmmm.... might have to try the vs oil oh... an i like to lick the whip cream off

. . . oh... an i like to lick the whip cream off Originally Posted by Ark Monroe

Call me! I'm sure we can work something out.

lol havent tried the banana...... hmmm.... might have to try the vs oil oh... an i like to lick the whip cream off Originally Posted by Ark Monroe

I'll make sure and stock up on whipped cream this weekend