Spinning on my axis

I've taken some personal time away from the hobby over the last week or so and I am about to go crazy!!! I feel like I might start vibrating in my seat right now from sexual energy....or is that from hours of something else...Anyway, my non-hobbying gf said welcome to the "real world."

I say "no thank you!" The hobby should carry a warning label though that you have to tier down...do not stop abruptly. I survived by providing interventions but will anticipate a big increase in my electric bill this month. ( I my hitachi magic wand)

So...the question is two part...
  • how long can you go without playing before you lose your mind? Men? Women?
  • Are you satisfied from using toys and/or self gratification? It just makes me want it more
I either need some back up peeps or a hotline number.

Xoxo,

Arianna
www.thevelvetvixen.com
ElumEno's Avatar
I'll volunteer for the Arianna hotline...
bartipero's Avatar
Back up peeps? Where does the line form!

Reminds me of Brewster the Rooster. After working his way through the hen house several times to the point all of the hens were too exhausted to go on, the farmer saw him lying in a field nearby, surely dead, with buzzards circling overhead. The farmer walked up to him and said, "I told you, Brewster, if you didn't slow down you would screw yourself to death."
All of a sudden Brewster opened one eye and looked at the farmer and said, "Sshhhhh, buzzards."

Party on, Garth. Hey, party on, Ari!
The DarkSide's Avatar
I'll volunteer to peep, EE took the hotline, just being Greedy!
bartipero's Avatar
I have a feeling this could quickly develope into a train....good thing I'm at the front of the line. DS, right now that makes you caboose. lol
Everybody get the hell out of my way.....!!Im ma comin Arianna!!
Arianna, all I can stay is you rock girl....BRAVO!!!
The DarkSide's Avatar
I have a feeling this could quickly develope into a train....good thing I'm at the front of the line. DS, right now that makes you caboose. lol Originally Posted by bartipero
The story of my life! That's ok Ari will be nice and warmed up when she meets DS! Don't cry Ari I only last 3 min!
Why can't all threADs be so well written? Bravo, indeed.
bartipero's Avatar
Maybe there should be a ThreADie Awards show. Best threAD in a drama role. Best threAD causing controversy. Best negative implication threAD. Best threAD in a non recurring role. Best leaving by x, last day in town or permanent departure threAD. Best threAD sworn not to be a threAD thread. It would be held at the Pimps and Hos Ball at Bartle Hall on Halloween, and the winners would have to accept with black tape or sunglasses hiding their eyes.
I was being serious, she gets props from me on a damn good threAD . . . as for the best "leaving by 'x' (last day) threAD", well, that was a grand champion award winning piece of work that has yet to end . . .
KCQuestor's Avatar
I don't understand why any woman -- much less Ari -- would HAVE to go any length of time without sex.
Why can't all threADs be so well written? Bravo, indeed. Originally Posted by Jackie Devlin
I have a feeling that I did something wrong by the "threADs" word. If so, my sincere apology. I don't know a lot of board rules and am kind of bad at following rules anyway. I was taught to ask for forgiveness when needed. I just try to keep it fun....and I was about to explode!

The hotline was in reference to like 1800betsoff or an SA meeting...my hope was that I would get some reassurance that I wasn't the only one.

Xoxo,

Arianna
www.thevelvetvixen.com (new pics up now)
bartipero's Avatar
No forgiveness needed. Here's some reassurance, then. You are decidedly not the only one, we took the ball and ran the other direction, and Jackie really was complementing you, as were we all, though in a left handed way. No pun intended, but on the other hand it works. Pun intended.
Ari...you have nothing to be sorry about. And yes I believe there have been nothing but compliments...in each poster's unique style

And this time instead of saying "stay"...I'll say Bravo!!!