I am NOT LE...

I've had a helluva time booking an app't and I just couldn't figure out why. I may have figured it out. As you may guess by my name, I practice law. My hobby phone is also used by my firm.. My firm's phone is billed under "Law Office of .....". Of course this whole name does not appear when I call a provider, only "Law Offic". It COULD be that when that appears on a provider's phone, they think its the most part of "Law Officer...".

Fuck me! No, please, FUCK ME! I'm not a cop. If any provider can verify that's the problem, PLEASE let me know. I'm not sure how to get it fixed, but I can start by putting to rest I'm not LE.

There just isn't any good reason I can imagine that is causing this problem. I'm about the nicest client in the world fer chrissakes. Any help suggestions, or whatever, man, I'd sure like to this this fixed.

Ummm... how about ya by a prepaid so you don't have this issue?

If the wrong info is out there already it ain't gonna help.

Well, then it must be the jeans.

I love it when someone asks for help and rejects all advice outright. tell him something he wants to hear and quit sugesting something that will work. How dare those dirty whores be parinoid about anything appearing as "law" I want to put you on retainer yesterday since you are smart enough to mix business and hobby together on the same phone.

maybe change the handle and change the phone situation all i can say

Just because someone states, "I'm not LE doesn't mean they're not LE."

My suggestion is get a prepaid phone from one of the dollar stores/walmart, change your handle and get your ass on P411. Get one of the more well known ladies to screen you and visit her. Then you'll have a solid reference.

Just a suggestion in which you hopefully take. Please note I'm also speaking as a provider and not a hobbyist.

+1 to Ms Elena

Go to google voice and mask your number. Then you can keep everything you have now since you don't want to get rid of it. I am not sure how effective this is, but it makes me feel better.

If this works, you owe me a complimentary visit with my favorite provider...

+1 to everyone except the guy in the jeans, get a new identity and a different phone.

+1 to everyone except the guy in the jeans, get a new identity and a different phone. Originally Posted by The DarkSide

... and quit whining...

OK, close the thread...

You would think if you practiced law you'd be a bit more up on how to get around things like this, first I'd never use a work phone as a hobby phone that's just sitting yourself up for problems. Like others have said, pre-paid phone, google voice, something.

... and quit whining...

OK, close the thread... Originally Posted by Wizard of Ahhhhs

You heard the man with the golden tongue shut it down! Don't make me crap on this thread like I did in the public pools to shut it down! Big Brown shark, shutting it down!

As long as you're not the DA, I see nothing wrong with a lawyer. That being said, you need a throwaway phone and a reference as MsElena stated.

In your review of Monica you said you got the P411 discount. Doesn't your P411 membership solve the problem? Or is it just that they won't answer the phone because of the caller ID thingy? Just get a hobby phone or use Google Phone to change the ID.

And BTW, the 80's called and they found your socks. Just funnin with ya.