Mary's cruise ship diary.....

DEAR DIARY- DAY 1

All packed for thecruise ship-- all my nicest dresses,
swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting.

Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decided on
this "all-girls" trip.

It will be my first one, - and I can't wait!

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DEAR DIARY- DAY 2

Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met
the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 3

At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off
the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for
dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very
attractive and attentive.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 4


Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have
dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal
complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the
night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to
my husband.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 5

Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink
at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me,
bought me several large drinks.
Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin
for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not
let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship... I
was shocked.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6

Today I saved 2600 lives.



Twice.

Good one! Thanks.

What a trooper!! (lol)