You know you've been reading ECCIE too much when....

You see an icon for PSE (Adobe Photoshop Elements) and immediately think how the hell did porn Star Experience get on my desktop!!!

Lmao. That or it's just been too long since youve had a PSE

The hospital asks who your provider is .(insurance)... lol you think... Mam I am the provider !

last year---I asked my mom what her new job was...she said " I am an escort"

{she takes old people to appointments thru a government based agency}

I almost died when she told me!

when you get coffee first thing in the morning and read eccie like its the damn newspaper!

^^^I just read ECCIE instead of the newspaper. Saves me 50 cents a day.

when you get coffee first thing in the morning and read eccie like its the damn newspaper! Originally Posted by Mina Parker

+1

Yeah sure you read it. It's not about the articles.

You start threads up about topics that are on a few user's minds.

You wonder why you really read it.

and last but not least, when you see ducks you think about it. Quack.

Or when you pass by this place and it makes you wonder what's really inside there and part of you thinks you should go find out.

dave, isnt that the truth lmao!

Or when you pass by this place and it makes you wonder what's really inside there and part of you thinks you should go find out.

Originally Posted by pornodave69

You gave me a big smile with that one. As a painter I spend a lot of time in Ye Olde Hobby Lobby because where I live does not have a Michael's. While I order most of my supplies online these days, hobby lobby is a great place to stop for sponges, pink soap, and small things I don't want to waste time ordering online.

That being said, don't try and Hobby on Sundays. They close so that their employees can celebrate Sunday with their family.

Or when you see an envelope in your car and think "now how did I forget this" and flip it over to realize its only mail....

I have to see who is in town and read the reviews

I know you said "You know you've been reading ECCIE too much when"

But I thought it would be cool to extend it to ....You know you've been in this business too long when"
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when you go to Tractor Supply...and make a game out of seeing what you can use as a sexual toy!

{it is a farm/pet & ranch supply store in texas}

dallas, start that thread and see what kind of replies we get from the ladies lol!