"You know you've been reading ECCIE too much when"...part 2

I know there wasan earlier post about- "You know you've been reading ECCIE too much when"

But I thought it would be cool to extend it to ....You know you've been in this business too long when"
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when you go to Tractor Supply...and make a game out of seeing what you can use as a sexual toy!

{it is a farm/pet & ranch supply store in texas}


One time I was in a fancy pet store on magazine St trying on cat collers.the lady in charge almost had a heart attack when i told her they were for me to wear!

You know you've been in the biz too long, when you consider working at the little corner porn shop! (I actually found a listing for THAT job on the Louisiana State job service website!)

I know I have been hobbying too long when I take a civilian lady out and the evening going well, leading to what naturally comes when two people click so well. She says something not so attractive or actually rather absurd and turns me off momentarily. I think to myself "she is not worth the effort anymore, I will just call a provider for those needs." And the date ends on that note, lol.

Seems I used to make more of an effort before I hobbied. Now if she turns me off, I do nto look past it, I call a provider I know will not give me shit, lol.

One time I was in a fancy pet store on magazine St trying on cat collers.the lady in charge almost had a heart attack when i told her they were for me to wear! Originally Posted by DallasRain

I hope it wasn't a flea collar.

lol--no silly!

When you have a reserved parking spot at the no-tel

When you're on a civvy date and you slap an envelope down on her dresser

lol--Curious...thats funny!



My SO says that i have been Dallas so long,that he does not know my real name...lol

When you're in the grocery store and walking down the baking good aisle,see a can of cake icing and have a flashback to a night with Dallas!!!!!

When you pull up in front of the nail salon and it has a sign that says "Full Service"!

When you're in the grocery store and walking down the baking good aisle,see a can of cake icing and have a flashback to a night with Dallas!!!!! Originally Posted by Murf76

lol--yep
{and the baking department at walmart gives me "sexy" ideas for our next visit}

You know you've been in the biz too long when...... you have family coming to town and you know the address for every hotel in town!