The SO is out of town this week.
Invariably every friend or associate has made awkward comments to me.
Them: Wow (my name), I bet you're really going to have fun this week. Have you ever heard of (insert escort website... including eros, backpage, bestgfe, and eccie)? You can get a hot (type of woman i.e. blonde) for (donation amount)!
Me: Really? I never heard of (insert escort website with purposeful awkward mispronunciation).
Them: Yeah, I friend told me about it...
It's always some fucking friend, isn't it?
Newbies. Isn't the first rule of the hobby is we don't talk about the hobby? Oh wait that's Fight Club!
Anyway, I'm now convinced that every dude out there is now banging for pay.
I wish prostitution was a stock!
P.S. I realized I may have just outed myself. So hi. See you tomorrow.