Bobby's green corset

Fastcar's Avatar
I always love when girls I see a lot go to the trouble to add new things to our play (outfits,toys,etc.). I forgot to mention in my last review of Bobby,her new corset. Holy shit it was hot and the best thing was,I thought I was in for 20 minutes of unlacing and then she pulls down the side zipper and the damn thing came off like an NBA warm-up suit. The last time I saw silly girl,I showed up and basically got a 2 hour lingerie show with 5 different outfits. Ari and Bristol are famous for their toy collection.

Here's to all the great KC women that go the extra mile!
Bristal's Avatar
Does anyone know if I can deduct adult toys on my taxes?
:cupid arrow:
Redwolf's Avatar
Does anyone know if I can deduct adult toys on my taxes?
:cupid arrow: Originally Posted by Bristol
Is an IRS auditor one of your clients?
Bristal's Avatar


I did read about a stripper who won a tax case where she deducted her boob job. I'm thinking same thing, right?
Redwolf's Avatar
That would mean that you would have to take your clothes off.
hearingguy's Avatar
Bristol,

If they don't let you deduct them, I am sure some of us will buy them for you and gift them to you. I think we can gift up to $10,000 a year without taxes.....lol

Miss ya girl
Fastcar's Avatar
Bristol,yes on the deduction (subject to the 2% AGI limitation) as long as you CLAIM the income.......Hearing Guy, gifting limit is $13,000. per year and even then there is no tax,just a reduction of your lifetime exemption. Wow,I feel like a financial version of Jackie Devlin.
Fastcar is correct from a tax point, although in an audit it would be interesting to see the look on the auditors face when she explained her "work tools" writeoff. Vehicle mileage to outcalls would also be allowed.

The IRS doesn't care where or how you earn your money as long as you report it. Keep track of your funds and how they are spent. Most people get in trouble during an audit when their bank accounts show funds moving in and out that add up to a different amount than their reported income.
The DarkSide's Avatar
Bristol,yes on the deduction (subject to the 2% AGI limitation) as long as you CLAIM the income.......Hearing Guy, gifting limit is $13,000. per year and even then there is no tax,just a reduction of your lifetime exemption. Wow,I feel like a financial version of Jackie Devlin. Originally Posted by Fastcar
Lol that on schedule A w-2 business expenses, I would think Bristol is on a schedule c expenses and I think self gratification is not considered a tax deduction. If it is then I am humping my house and deduct all expenses for keeping me satisfied!
Bristal's Avatar
I am literally laughing really loud right now sitting at a family function reading the responses to my post. I love you guys so much! Just so I am clear, I am not allowed to post pics with me and toys?

Reminds me, I should probably start doing my taxes.
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Bristol,yes on the deduction (subject to the 2% AGI limitation) as long as you CLAIM the income.......Hearing Guy, gifting limit is $13,000. per year and even then there is no tax,just a reduction of your lifetime exemption. Wow,I feel like a financial version of Jackie Devlin. Originally Posted by Fastcar

It didn't take you two paragraphs and a snarky comment to get the point across...
KCQuestor's Avatar
Just so I am clear, I am not allowed to post pics with me and toys? Originally Posted by Bristol
That depends on what you are doing with the toys...

You may post photos which include various nude poses, front and rear, however we do not allow photos which show direct exposed genitalia. Breasts which are exposed are acceptable, but shots which show genitalia (below the waist, front or rear) from any angle should be avoided. This applies in all of our coed public forums, including the Showcase. (*)
I'll bet you could figure out how to make a picture sexy while abiding by the rules.
Fastcar's Avatar
Bristol,the pic you emailed me shows you and a toy but only half the toy is visible....
KenMonk's Avatar
Bristol,the pic you emailed me shows you and a toy but only half the toy is visible.... Originally Posted by Fastcar

So jealous lol

Bristol is another one I have heard great things about and need to visit sometime.
ElumEno's Avatar
Bristol,the pic you emailed me shows you and a toy but only half the toy is visible.... Originally Posted by Fastcar
Fastcar - I HATE YOU!

Just thought I would share that.

Your a lucky lucky man..