Gentleman How would you write your ad??

Ok so I was wondering how you Men would write ads for yourselves, I know you guys get tired of seeing the same basic ads so what would you do differently, and also what would you like to see more of in ads what makes them stand out

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Versace I think your ass alone is enough ad. Me personally less of all the crazy symbols. Take em out. Just put your text in show a few pics and then a number or a way of contacting. Maybe more of a variety of pics. It seems all ads have the same pics.

Ok so I was wondering how you Men would write ads for yourselves, I know you guys get tired of seeing the same basic ads so what would you do differently, and also what would you like to see more of in ads what makes them stand out

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50% OFF ALL MONTH - Incall and Outcall the same low price.
Bring a fifth of CROWN & a Sandwich and recieve an additional hour free.
Working around the clock until i get burned out or pass out. lol
No need to ask what i will do, i do it all. LOL
First cum, First serve. so get your ass in gear.


How that for an awesome AD?

CG

Versace your pics and a phone number is all you need.

Id book Copier!!!!!

What a fuckin' great post...I'm gonna think on this one before I reply.

What a fuckin' great post...I'm gonna think on this one before I reply. Originally Posted by Prolongus

Ummmm...

I like to see measurements and a couple of pics. This way if I haven`t seen you or your add before then your either someone I`m looking for or not.

What`s the best way to contact you? It seems like every Provider is different and it gets frustrating at times trying to figure out which way a Provider preferes being contacted.

Are you willing to see Basic Plus 1,2,3 etc???


That`s all I can think of at this point. With that information I have a good enough idea at that point if I need to look more into your profile. Good question BTW.

Here is how I would write mine:

"Hi, My name is Daaaaaman. I have a 3" penis and I cum in 8.2 seconds. I am currently running specials and touring the DFW area. I accept p411 or 3 yes reviews. Please PM me for details."

"P.S. I almost forgot. I always follow Shep3.0's penis so if you have seen him let me know. He is a great photographer."

How was that?

Also my favorite part of the ad is naked pictures. It is okay if you post them. I don't mind at all.

Really, I don't mind.

FUCK YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
SLUTS UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

Tomkat Versace's measuremnt are just fine. I have seen her in person. She is a keeper.

Tomkat Versace's measuremnt are just fine. I have seen her in person. She is a keeper. Originally Posted by Bestman200600

Lets not get this twisted around. I never said they weren`t fine.

I'd tell people where I am. I hate not knowing if the girl is down the street or 50 miles away.

I'd post my rate in one place, and provide a link to it, so I don't risk having different posted rates (a source of confusion and frustration for many).

I would not bother with a lot of flowery language that guys will not read in any event because we are looking for facts and photos.

I would use a legible font. I would not use symbols for letters.

If I was 32, I would say I'm 32...not 27. If I weighed 130 lbs, I would not shave 15 lbs in my ad. I would not want to risk someone being disappointed when I answered the door. I might shame the client into staying, but eventually the lies would catch up to me and that will cost me in the long run.

Finally I would make sure that anything a potential client would want to know about me is no more than one click away. Don't make 'em search for it.

Daaaaaman...you crack my ass up

V- just make a 3 min video just like this one below....and say quoting "Kevin Hart" Alright alright come and see what this ass can do!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4GlV...feature=relmfu


This rrrright herrre...this right herrrr^^^^^

Do you desire to have that ass bouncing like a low rider in a Dr. Dre video? Do you want to have regrettable drunk monkey sex that will leave you in need of 3 physical therapy sessions and a prescription for paxil? If so, I'm your man. Guaranteed to leave you utterly disappointed and highly likely will turn you into a lesbian after this encounter. I'm sexually dyslexic, hung like Pluto but I can part my hair with my tongue.

I'm always willing to barter. Running or non running weed eaters, mowers, chainsaws, 73 ford maverick, blenders or various farm animals.

Available 24/7 364 (I take off for groundhog day)
I have a relatively safe and unkempt incall at a van down by the river. Just look for the fire barrel and Hobby Lobby shopping cart outside of the Ford Econoine van on blocks.