So how many have you found to be true?

30 things I learned from porn

1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a woman out of a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy cummers.
11. People in the 70's couldn't cum unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes,the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of fuck out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite her by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck patients cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fcuking the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.
29. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
30. Dorky guys never have to beg.

31. If you brew your own beer, you'll always get the ladies.

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Ugh how about adding #31 Women like it up the ass (with pleasure?)

#10 Im not noisy heavy breather light moaning,#16 I love watching Double penetration porn, never done that tho lol, this is interesting hmmm..

Are we asking this about providers or an average woman ? Lmao

Don't forget that both men and women can be completely naked and comfortable while having sex on a beach, dirt, back of a pickup truck in blazing sun, rocks and boulders, grass and bushes and any spot they pick at random whether it's on a freeway, college campus, office or department store will always have some form of privacy or uninterested pedestrian traffic.

lmao... #11

#32 if a man talks to a woman longer than 30 seconds, they will fuck...just sayin..
#33 every female that a guy pulls up to on the side of the road, parking lot, etc will jump in the vehicle and either have sex in the vehicle or will go back to his place for sex just because..

#34: A pool boys/maintenance man's job description includes satisfying the lonely, insanely-hot, housewife who sunbathes topless while he's working.
#35: Insanely hot police women will screw you after locking you up in jail.

Are we asking this about providers or an average woman ? Lmao Originally Posted by Naughty_Jezabelle

Well, I thought the guys and dolls on this forum might list off those they have experienced first hand...

I like the additions to the list as well. Just trying to bring a smile to your faces.

#36 your hot female boss will always have big tits and catch you staring at them. Followed by then taking a guys head and burying them in between them.

#37 Your female doctor will always be smoking hot

#38- Your best friend's mom will always want to do you under any circumstances

#40 The Cabana boy is always hott!!

Wow you all watch way to much porn!!! LOL Just kidding, They are all true!!!